Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Jun 28, 2005 6:34:33 am PDT #7354 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I want a white tiger in my half of the dungeon. And I need a owl to stand on my shoulder while I laugh manically and crack my whip.

Sounds spiffilicious to me. Just as long as your subs clean out the litterbox.


DavidS - Jun 28, 2005 6:34:43 am PDT #7355 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And nekkid.

That's one of her good looks.

Happy Birthday, Hec! Everyone should get a haircut today in your honor.

Teppy's started the ball rolling. It's up to you AmyLiz.

I've been dubbed.

That's nothing. Wait 'til you're subtitled.


DavidS - Jun 28, 2005 6:35:41 am PDT #7356 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Bean bag is much more alliterative.

Yo, bootygirl, Assonance!


Strix - Jun 28, 2005 6:36:14 am PDT #7357 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Sounds spiffilicious to me. Just as long as your subs clean out the litterbox.

Hey, #3 in the Top Ten Reasons to become a dominatrix.

That's nothing. Wait 'til you're subtitled.

Bwah! And hey, I want French AND Japanese subtitles.


Steph L. - Jun 28, 2005 6:36:16 am PDT #7358 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And nekkid.

That's one of her good looks.

She has NO bad looks.

Which, really, is unfair that you've hoarded all Teh Pretty by marrying it. We should all have JZ pretty of our own! Oooh -- maybe an action figure!


P.M. Marc - Jun 28, 2005 6:52:54 am PDT #7359 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

What would bananas foster stand for?

Likes hot wax on Mr Winky?


DavidS - Jun 28, 2005 7:01:03 am PDT #7360 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We should all have JZ pretty of our own!

Hmmm, I guess if I boiled her down I could create an Eau de JZ and sell it in a bottle.


§ ita § - Jun 28, 2005 7:04:05 am PDT #7361 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I guess if I boiled her down I could create an Eau de JZ and sell it in a bottle.

Or soap. You could do Savon de JZ.

Happy Birthday!


deborah grabien - Jun 28, 2005 7:09:02 am PDT #7362 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Heh. Cindy shoved me over so I could read and say thank you. Nice lady.

THANK YOU! And Hec and JZ have an e-card with suitable wishes; oddly, erika was sending me the same e-card at just about the moment I was sending mine on to you, which only goes to prove - actually not sure what it proves. Something.

Anyways, happies and gratitudes to all. Back to cake and sex...


DavidS - Jun 28, 2005 7:12:14 am PDT #7363 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey Deb, Happy 51! You're looking damn good, madame.