Tell me more good stuff about me.

Kaylee ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jun 28, 2005 6:19:39 am PDT #7345 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And now I'm thinking there should be an ice cream code, like the hanky code.

(Like, "I suggest you avoid *him* -- rainbow sherbet with Skittles on top." "Really?!? He doesn't *look* like a freak....")

Though it's possible I'm just hungry.


Calli - Jun 28, 2005 6:21:51 am PDT #7346 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

And now I'm thinking there should be an ice cream code, like the hanky code.

Absolutely.

Although, it's about time for lunch here, too.

I think I'll still agree after eating, 'though.


tommyrot - Jun 28, 2005 6:22:29 am PDT #7347 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And now I'm thinking there should be an ice cream code, like the hanky code.

What would bananas foster stand for?


Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2005 6:27:19 am PDT #7348 of 10001
What is even happening?

Really, I'm a very dull girl. A snappy dresser, but when the fancy vintage clothes come off, extremely tame and unadventuresome.

And nekkid.


Amy - Jun 28, 2005 6:28:52 am PDT #7349 of 10001
Because books.

Happy Birthday, Hec! Everyone should get a haircut today in your honor.


Strix - Jun 28, 2005 6:32:51 am PDT #7350 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Madame Pervylicious Mc2a.m.Bootycallicus.

Huh. I think I need a gold nameplate necklace with this on it.

I've been dubbed.

Calli, I want a white tiger in my half of the dungeon. And I need a owl to stand on my shoulder while I laugh manically and crack my whip.


DavidS - Jun 28, 2005 6:32:57 am PDT #7351 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, HECUBOT!!!!!!!!

Thank you! Emmett gave me a bean bag he made for me. Actually I guess it's a rice bag since it's filled with rice. But it is a nice blue leopard print.

Raquel, quit stressing! Who could say No to you? Answer: Only stupid humans you wouldn't want to work with anyway.


Strix - Jun 28, 2005 6:33:31 am PDT #7352 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Bean bag is much more alliterative.


ChiKat - Jun 28, 2005 6:33:52 am PDT #7353 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy Birthday, Hec!!!


Calli - Jun 28, 2005 6:34:33 am PDT #7354 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I want a white tiger in my half of the dungeon. And I need a owl to stand on my shoulder while I laugh manically and crack my whip.

Sounds spiffilicious to me. Just as long as your subs clean out the litterbox.