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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The one that makes me want those hypoallergenic kitties I keep hearing about to a) work and b) come down in price and c) DO IT NOW NOW NOW.
That's the one, yep.
One of my good friends got a kitty. He named her Serenity, Sera for short. She's adorable and I want to go to Northern California and play with her, but I can't.
Why don't puppies inspire the same level of Squeee! as kittens? Puppies are cute and cuddlesome and bouncy, too. Though they do tend to squat in the middle of the floor and take care of business whenever the urge strikes them.
Why don't puppies inspire the same level of Squeee! as kittens?
Because they grow into dogs. Nobody gets to be a crazy old dog lady unless she's a toothless hillbilly with hounds.
crazy old dog lady
This is really my goal in life.
This is really my goal in life.
You can't be a married crazy old dog lady.
Hmm. Dogs, Saget. Saget, dogs.
calculating
Hmm. Dogs, Saget. Saget, dogs.
Saget seems like he's wound a little tight. This leads to high blood pressure. You can probably do both if you finesse it right.
I think mostly you're overdue for a dog, though. You need a good dog to go with your good man.
you're overdue for a dog
I dream about having one almost every night.
I dream about having one almost every night.
Awww, see now that just tugs at my heart.
::imagines Rio as a big-eyed Keane painting with really perfect curly hair::
In one dream he had a name: Piney. So that's what we're gonna call him, whenever we get him.