Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.

'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:11:25 pm PDT #7255 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Hmm. Dogs, Saget. Saget, dogs.

calculating


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 8:26:13 pm PDT #7256 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hmm. Dogs, Saget. Saget, dogs.

Saget seems like he's wound a little tight. This leads to high blood pressure. You can probably do both if you finesse it right.

I think mostly you're overdue for a dog, though. You need a good dog to go with your good man.


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:28:48 pm PDT #7257 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

you're overdue for a dog

I dream about having one almost every night.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 8:30:26 pm PDT #7258 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I dream about having one almost every night.

Awww, see now that just tugs at my heart.

::imagines Rio as a big-eyed Keane painting with really perfect curly hair::


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:32:17 pm PDT #7259 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

In one dream he had a name: Piney. So that's what we're gonna call him, whenever we get him.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 8:36:46 pm PDT #7260 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Badass Waif!Rio with Puppy


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:39:09 pm PDT #7261 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Haha. "Nobody touches the puppy, nobody gets hurt."


§ ita § - Jun 27, 2005 8:39:19 pm PDT #7262 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Puppies. Puppies.

God, I love them.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 8:39:58 pm PDT #7263 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey! It's my birthday in Chicago already! You should totally buy me a drink.


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:40:29 pm PDT #7264 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Come here and I will, bitch!