You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 8:09:54 pm PDT #7254 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This is really my goal in life.

You can't be a married crazy old dog lady.


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:11:25 pm PDT #7255 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Hmm. Dogs, Saget. Saget, dogs.

calculating


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 8:26:13 pm PDT #7256 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hmm. Dogs, Saget. Saget, dogs.

Saget seems like he's wound a little tight. This leads to high blood pressure. You can probably do both if you finesse it right.

I think mostly you're overdue for a dog, though. You need a good dog to go with your good man.


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:28:48 pm PDT #7257 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

you're overdue for a dog

I dream about having one almost every night.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 8:30:26 pm PDT #7258 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I dream about having one almost every night.

Awww, see now that just tugs at my heart.

::imagines Rio as a big-eyed Keane painting with really perfect curly hair::


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:32:17 pm PDT #7259 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

In one dream he had a name: Piney. So that's what we're gonna call him, whenever we get him.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 8:36:46 pm PDT #7260 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Badass Waif!Rio with Puppy


Rio - Jun 27, 2005 8:39:09 pm PDT #7261 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Haha. "Nobody touches the puppy, nobody gets hurt."


§ ita § - Jun 27, 2005 8:39:19 pm PDT #7262 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Puppies. Puppies.

God, I love them.


DavidS - Jun 27, 2005 8:39:58 pm PDT #7263 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey! It's my birthday in Chicago already! You should totally buy me a drink.