"There's nothing worn under the kilt ... it's all perfectly functional."
These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JohnSweden - Jun 24, 2005 6:48:59 am PDT #6622 of 10001
I can't even.
-t - Jun 24, 2005 6:49:38 am PDT #6623 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
One you ate deliberately, as opposed to by accident?
Yes, this. Poor thing never had a chance.
Lilty Cash - Jun 24, 2005 6:50:38 am PDT #6624 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
There's nothing worn under the kilt ... it's all perfectly functional
It's true, it's true.
Strix - Jun 24, 2005 6:56:15 am PDT #6625 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
We have one left, Erin. You can have it.
I'll take it! Although my favorite donut is chocolate honey-glazed. MMM.
Even if Playgirl's audience is gay men (which we kinda figured) the gay men I know should be appalled at the quality of nekkid men in PG.
Resolved: to get my porn off the Internet. Print porn is too limited.
Lilty Cash - Jun 24, 2005 7:02:46 am PDT #6626 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
I seem to have quite a bit of cold pizza and coconut rum. (If anyone is interested.)
sj - Jun 24, 2005 7:41:40 am PDT #6627 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
A friend of mine who I haven't seen in years, but who I have known since I was 4, eloped recently. It seemes her mother is now throwing her an after the fact informal reception. I received an invitation to it. I don't want to attend, but I wanted to send a little gift. Would you believe that the couple's last name is not listed anywhere on the invitation? I have tried to find their wedding registry, at the stores that the invitation said they are registered at, under the brides maiden name, with no luck.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 24, 2005 7:50:20 am PDT #6628 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Would you believe that the couple's last name is not listed anywhere on the invitation? I have tried to find their wedding registry, at the stores that the invitation said they are registered at, under the brides maiden name, with no luck.
That's crazy, sj! Call her mom, maybe?
sj - Jun 24, 2005 7:56:01 am PDT #6629 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Call her mom, maybe?
I'm going to make my mother do that. My mom and her mom were good friends once upon a time too, and Mom also got invited. We were also both invited to a reception for the friend's brother, who also eloped. This I find more annoying, because I haven't seen this guy in well over a decade, and I don't think I should even have to send a gift to that.
-t - Jun 24, 2005 7:57:01 am PDT #6630 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
No last name? And no registry under her maiden name? That's pretty amazing.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 24, 2005 7:57:39 am PDT #6631 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
well, as an eloped person, I think that one gives up any and all claims to gifts as an eloper. A card would be nice though. Send him a card.
(ETA: er, not to tell you what to do or anything)
Wow, they both eloped within a short amount of time?