Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jun 22, 2005 8:33:07 am PDT #6221 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Keep young and beautiful
It's your duty to be beautiful
Keep young and beautiful
If you want to be loved

If you're wise exercise all the fat off
Take it off, off of here, off of there
When you're seen anywhere
With your hat off
Wear a marcel wave in your hair


DavidS - Jun 22, 2005 8:34:16 am PDT #6222 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pin Curl How-To and description.

Right and wrong pincurl technique (this page actually shows a vintage set with the bobbypins so its probably the best for getting the idea).

Finger wave instructions.

Some LA stylists who specialize in vintage looks (including the much loved Frenchy's).


Scrappy - Jun 22, 2005 8:37:16 am PDT #6223 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Frenchy's ROOLZ!!!!!1!!!


JZ - Jun 22, 2005 8:38:40 am PDT #6224 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I walked into a ladies' room at the Cow Palace a couple of years ago to see a Dickens Fair actor, all gussied up in corset and bloomers, standing at the door to her stall staring in mournfully. "My phone," she said. "I dropped my cell phone. I can't get it back. I don't think I want it back. But it's my phone!"

Lesson learned: Aside from the whole talking-while-going-is-NAST thing, small droppable objects+cramped space+human waste=most unwise.


JZ - Jun 22, 2005 8:39:53 am PDT #6225 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Fred Pete, I LOVE that song!

Of the hairstyles Hec linked to way above, I also think Aimée could totally, glamourously, pull off the elegant beehive.


Steph L. - Jun 22, 2005 8:40:02 am PDT #6226 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Pin Curl How-To and description.

Finger wave instructions.

Those both look....really difficult.


Connie Neil - Jun 22, 2005 8:40:58 am PDT #6227 of 10001
brillig

My lack of girly knowledge is astonishing sometimes.

I can, however, throw a baserunner out at first all the way from third, so that's something.

I know I'm far more impressed by the throwing. "You throw like a girl!" "Damned straight, and I'll pick you off for an out, too, if you keep doing that."


Cashmere - Jun 22, 2005 8:42:11 am PDT #6228 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

My lack of girly knowledge is astonishing sometimes.

I know how to French braid hair but have had short hair since 1977.


Steph L. - Jun 22, 2005 8:43:17 am PDT #6229 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"You throw like a girl!"

The card I gave Dad for Father's Day this year had a cartoon of a girl wearing a baseball uniform, and said, on the front, "Dad, thanks for everything you've taught me," and on the inside said "Most of all, how to throw like a girl."

It was perfect, b/c Dad is the one who taught me how to play ball.


Aims - Jun 22, 2005 8:44:41 am PDT #6230 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My well endowed friends - the b-maid dres I have to wear is strapless. The girls can not stand on their own. Normal strapless bras, however, tend to not contain them. Any suggestions?