Frenchy's ROOLZ!!!!!1!!!

I walked into a ladies' room at the Cow Palace a couple of years ago to see a Dickens Fair actor, all gussied up in corset and bloomers, standing at the door to her stall staring in mournfully. "My phone," she said. "I dropped my cell phone. I can't get it back. I don't think I want it back. But it's my phone!"

Lesson learned: Aside from the whole talking-while-going-is-NAST thing, small droppable objects+cramped space+human waste=most unwise.

Fred Pete, I LOVE that song!

Of the hairstyles Hec linked to way above, I also think Aimée could totally, glamourously, pull off the elegant beehive.

Pin Curl How-To and description.

Finger wave instructions.

Those both look....really difficult.

My lack of girly knowledge is astonishing sometimes.

I can, however, throw a baserunner out at first all the way from third, so that's something.

I know I'm far more impressed by the throwing. "You throw like a girl!" "Damned straight, and I'll pick you off for an out, too, if you keep doing that."

My lack of girly knowledge is astonishing sometimes.

I know how to French braid hair but have had short hair since 1977.

"You throw like a girl!"

The card I gave Dad for Father's Day this year had a cartoon of a girl wearing a baseball uniform, and said, on the front, "Dad, thanks for everything you've taught me," and on the inside said "Most of all, how to throw like a girl."

It was perfect, b/c Dad is the one who taught me how to play ball.

My well endowed friends - the b-maid dres I have to wear is strapless. The girls can not stand on their own. Normal strapless bras, however, tend to not contain them. Any suggestions?

I can French braid other people's hair. NSM my own.

Can't throw anyone out, either.

Killer cramps though. That's pretty girly.

Lunch, by the way, is STILL NOT HERE. It's 1:45. I may eat my hand.