My lack of girly knowledge is astonishing sometimes.

I can, however, throw a baserunner out at first all the way from third, so that's something.

I know I'm far more impressed by the throwing. "You throw like a girl!" "Damned straight, and I'll pick you off for an out, too, if you keep doing that."

My lack of girly knowledge is astonishing sometimes.

I know how to French braid hair but have had short hair since 1977.

"You throw like a girl!"

The card I gave Dad for Father's Day this year had a cartoon of a girl wearing a baseball uniform, and said, on the front, "Dad, thanks for everything you've taught me," and on the inside said "Most of all, how to throw like a girl."

It was perfect, b/c Dad is the one who taught me how to play ball.

My well endowed friends - the b-maid dres I have to wear is strapless. The girls can not stand on their own. Normal strapless bras, however, tend to not contain them. Any suggestions?

I can French braid other people's hair. NSM my own.

Can't throw anyone out, either.

Killer cramps though. That's pretty girly.

Lunch, by the way, is STILL NOT HERE. It's 1:45. I may eat my hand.

Steph, don't eat your hand. It won't grow back.

Killer cramps though.

The bitches fall to the communists en masse, don't they?

Longline strapless bra with as high a back as the dress will allow, Aimee. Preferably something with boning.

Thanks for the compliments, y'all. I do like that hairstyle. Sadly, it is not the hairstyle I have today, as my hair seems intent on escaping from my head by any means necessary. Also, I feel like I'm doing my best impression of Mr. Creosote right now. You know why you don't have a pony? Because I ate it! (I fucking hate the first weeks of marathon training.)

Ahem.

Aimee, I have no advice on the strapless front, other than seeing if a corset would work.

Preferably something with boning.

Huh-huh. She said "boning".

/twelve