Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?

'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Emily - Jun 15, 2005 12:32:16 pm PDT #5007 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

My mother sometimes says, "Hot diggity!" but mostly when she's being sarcastic. I'm not why, since it always made me chuckle when she was yelling at me.


brenda m - Jun 15, 2005 12:38:56 pm PDT #5008 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Think it would work on Music Store Guy? I could walk in, fall down, and start uttering phrases that would make the faint of heart pass out!

Not working so well for this guy, but you do what moves you.

Love the clown joke. And the Mamet. Now what's this about hunting?


erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 12:40:32 pm PDT #5009 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

My mom's friend Cassie used to be married to this guy named Roger who swore all the time. His name used to be sort of a place holder for "fuck!" around our house. Mom likes using it less since I found out it has actual profane implications. Brenda, in actual fact, I don't really know the joke except that it's, like, a bestiality joke and Meldrick Lewis tried to tell it a bunch of times on H:LOTS.(David Simon really can't get enough of it either...Jay Landsman used that punchline once, too!)


Lilty Cash - Jun 15, 2005 12:41:48 pm PDT #5010 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Good point, brenda. But I feel I can learn from his mistakes. Note to self: A) Wear clothes. B) Don't claim to be God.


EpicTangent - Jun 15, 2005 12:45:17 pm PDT #5011 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

My mom's friend Cassie used to be married to this guy named Roger who swore all the time. His name used to be sort of a place holder for "fuck!" around our house. Mom likes using it less since I found out it has actual profane implications.

But think how this could work for the rest of us, whose friends/family/cow-orkers would never get the translation! ::warming to this idea::


EpicTangent - Jun 15, 2005 12:45:21 pm PDT #5012 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

EpicTangent - Jun 15, 2005 12:46:39 pm PDT #5013 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Barely amusing enough to post once, certainly not worthy of twice.

Stoopid Roger-y slow mouse!


erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 12:48:14 pm PDT #5014 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Roger was disgusting.(I'm sure he still is, actually, but I don't have to know.) I can see why Mom made him a curse word.


DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 12:49:18 pm PDT #5015 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Note to self: A) Wear clothes. B) Don't claim to be God.

Wha?!?

Nudity and delusions of divinity are out? Since when?

::decides if he saw Lilty naked he'd be more inclined to believe in a beneficent God::


erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 12:53:45 pm PDT #5016 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I think my looking at my nudity would wreck my God-delusion, despite my many Goddess rituals I've been to.