Good point, brenda. But I feel I can learn from his mistakes. Note to self: A) Wear clothes. B) Don't claim to be God.
Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?
Zoe ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lilty Cash - Jun 15, 2005 12:41:48 pm PDT #5010 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
EpicTangent - Jun 15, 2005 12:45:17 pm PDT #5011 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
My mom's friend Cassie used to be married to this guy named Roger who swore all the time. His name used to be sort of a place holder for "fuck!" around our house. Mom likes using it less since I found out it has actual profane implications.
But think how this could work for the rest of us, whose friends/family/cow-orkers would never get the translation! ::warming to this idea::
EpicTangent - Jun 15, 2005 12:45:21 pm PDT #5012 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
EpicTangent - Jun 15, 2005 12:46:39 pm PDT #5013 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Barely amusing enough to post once, certainly not worthy of twice.
Stoopid Roger-y slow mouse!
erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 12:48:14 pm PDT #5014 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Roger was disgusting.(I'm sure he still is, actually, but I don't have to know.) I can see why Mom made him a curse word.
DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 12:49:18 pm PDT #5015 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Note to self: A) Wear clothes. B) Don't claim to be God.
Wha?!?
Nudity and delusions of divinity are out? Since when?
::decides if he saw Lilty naked he'd be more inclined to believe in a beneficent God::
erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 12:53:45 pm PDT #5016 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I think my looking at my nudity would wreck my God-delusion, despite my many Goddess rituals I've been to.
brenda m - Jun 15, 2005 12:54:02 pm PDT #5017 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Brenda, in actual fact, I don't really know the joke except that it's, like, a bestiality joke and Meldrick Lewis tried to tell it a bunch of times on H:LOTS.
I've just started working my way through the dvds again so I'll look for it.
Lilty Cash - Jun 15, 2005 12:57:21 pm PDT #5018 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Nudity and delusions of divinity are out? Since when?
Well, they didn't work for that dude! In that case, the 'Bend, Snap, Swear, Strip, and Declare Divinity' could only be considered successful if I got bailed out by someone cute!
ETA: Someone cute who thought prison orange was, in fact, my color.
erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 12:59:57 pm PDT #5019 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Somebody on staff is, like, obsessed with that story. I think it could be that fandom's "---, like a thing that's not." But it's too nasty for network, apparently. (Which begs the question of why we didn't hear it on HBO but I think it was intended as a CJ homage, primarily.)