I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.
Simon ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
EpicTangent - Jun 15, 2005 12:45:21 pm PDT #5012 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
EpicTangent - Jun 15, 2005 12:46:39 pm PDT #5013 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Barely amusing enough to post once, certainly not worthy of twice.
Stoopid Roger-y slow mouse!
erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 12:48:14 pm PDT #5014 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Roger was disgusting.(I'm sure he still is, actually, but I don't have to know.) I can see why Mom made him a curse word.
DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 12:49:18 pm PDT #5015 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Note to self: A) Wear clothes. B) Don't claim to be God.
Wha?!?
Nudity and delusions of divinity are out? Since when?
::decides if he saw Lilty naked he'd be more inclined to believe in a beneficent God::
erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 12:53:45 pm PDT #5016 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I think my looking at my nudity would wreck my God-delusion, despite my many Goddess rituals I've been to.
brenda m - Jun 15, 2005 12:54:02 pm PDT #5017 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Brenda, in actual fact, I don't really know the joke except that it's, like, a bestiality joke and Meldrick Lewis tried to tell it a bunch of times on H:LOTS.
I've just started working my way through the dvds again so I'll look for it.
Lilty Cash - Jun 15, 2005 12:57:21 pm PDT #5018 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Nudity and delusions of divinity are out? Since when?
Well, they didn't work for that dude! In that case, the 'Bend, Snap, Swear, Strip, and Declare Divinity' could only be considered successful if I got bailed out by someone cute!
ETA: Someone cute who thought prison orange was, in fact, my color.
erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 12:59:57 pm PDT #5019 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Somebody on staff is, like, obsessed with that story. I think it could be that fandom's "---, like a thing that's not." But it's too nasty for network, apparently. (Which begs the question of why we didn't hear it on HBO but I think it was intended as a CJ homage, primarily.)
EpicTangent - Jun 15, 2005 1:03:05 pm PDT #5020 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
In that case, the 'Bend, Snap, Swear, Strip, and Declare Divinity' could only be considered successful if I got bailed out by someone cute!
Does Music Store Guy look like he has money? Or the number to Aladdin Bail Bonds?
ION: I think I've decided to take up the signboard this week...Hey only 6 shopping days to my B-Day! Yay! Love birthdays! Not a fan of aging, but since it can't be avoided, let's celebrate!
Oh yeah, sorta speaking of - A Very Merry UnBirthday to You, Stephanie!
Stephanie - Jun 15, 2005 1:06:14 pm PDT #5021 of 10001
Trust my rage
Sorry, Stephanie.
No problem. All the happy birthday wishes were very nice, even if it wasn't my day. Buffistas rock at spreading cheer.