Joyce ,'Same Time, Same Place'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
My mom's friend Cassie used to be married to this guy named Roger who swore all the time. His name used to be sort of a place holder for "fuck!" around our house. Mom likes using it less since I found out it has actual profane implications.
But think how this could work for the rest of us, whose friends/family/cow-orkers would never get the translation! ::warming to this idea::
Barely amusing enough to post once, certainly not worthy of twice.
Stoopid Roger-y slow mouse!
Roger was disgusting.(I'm sure he still is, actually, but I don't have to know.) I can see why Mom made him a curse word.
Note to self: A) Wear clothes. B) Don't claim to be God.
Wha?!?
Nudity and delusions of divinity are out? Since when?
::decides if he saw Lilty naked he'd be more inclined to believe in a beneficent God::
I think my looking at my nudity would wreck my God-delusion, despite my many Goddess rituals I've been to.
Brenda, in actual fact, I don't really know the joke except that it's, like, a bestiality joke and Meldrick Lewis tried to tell it a bunch of times on H:LOTS.
I've just started working my way through the dvds again so I'll look for it.
Nudity and delusions of divinity are out? Since when?
Well, they didn't work for that dude! In that case, the 'Bend, Snap, Swear, Strip, and Declare Divinity' could only be considered successful if I got bailed out by someone cute!
ETA: Someone cute who thought prison orange was, in fact, my color.
Somebody on staff is, like, obsessed with that story. I think it could be that fandom's "---, like a thing that's not." But it's too nasty for network, apparently. (Which begs the question of why we didn't hear it on HBO but I think it was intended as a CJ homage, primarily.)
In that case, the 'Bend, Snap, Swear, Strip, and Declare Divinity' could only be considered successful if I got bailed out by someone cute!
Does Music Store Guy look like he has money? Or the number to Aladdin Bail Bonds?
ION: I think I've decided to take up the signboard this week...Hey only 6 shopping days to my B-Day! Yay! Love birthdays! Not a fan of aging, but since it can't be avoided, let's celebrate!
Oh yeah, sorta speaking of - A Very Merry UnBirthday to You, Stephanie!