It's also being reported that Holmes wasn't his first choice of nymphets

SO not a nymphet.

t Recently read Lolita.

If I had to pick a stupid but pretty girl to be a beard, she might be very high on my list. So pretty. So stupid.

Liv Tyler, also an option.

Liv Tyler, also an option.

So married with small child.

Making her less of a beard option than most.

SO not a nymphet.

<Recently read Lolita.>

Functionally, I think so. If she'd managed to do anything big that's older than Joey Potter, then no. But she's still primarily identified as a teenaged character's portrayer.

I have no idea if she's stupid or not, though. She's always seemed normal.

She has a new movie coming out this summer, too. Coinicidence? Not likely.

Man, I miss Angelina and Brad.

I miss Jennifer and Brad. Heck. I miss Gwyneth and Brad.

SO not a nymphet.

Suddenly pulled up the insect definition of nymph rather than the classical/pretty definition. Can somebody reach the reset button on my brain, please? The file system seems to be kind of screwed up...

Mento?

Completely off the TomnKatie subject, but I'm very excited. I just volunteered for Habitat for Humanity. I have orientation on Saturday. The only two things that may/will be a challenge are 1) I know HfH started as a Christian mission, not so much a challenge, but it does make me nervous. 2)No smoking on project grounds. Makes perfect sense what with all the things that could go wrong with sparks, smouldering cigarettes and lighter fluid, plus ick mess. It's just how I deal with stress, so we'll see how I get along without that particular crutch.

Overall- Yay being involved and not just bitching about poor housing choices for poor people!

Hey, all. Just got back from interview at Nordstrom's. It went well; I'm being considered for the Bobbi Brown job, and should have a 2nd interview with the line manager next week. I also have two more interviews this week with temp agencies -- one tomorrow and one Thursday, so hopefully job will be in the works SOON.

SOON would be good, as I have $0 and need to pay June rent. We'll see how that goes.

Weirdness -- right after the interview, I took my VCR into a pawn shop. I'm standing there in my little interview outfit, and a large sweaty man says "Going through some hard times, huh?" I say, yeah, trying to keep my head above water while I interview. He says "well, these places never give you enough money, and they make you feel like crap, so here's a $20 bill. It's a gift from the Man Above."

WTF??

I'm confused, so I ask "SDo you want the VCR?" I'm standing in front of the pawn counter, but he's all like "Now, if I took something from you, it wouldn't be a gift."

So I'm all "Are you sure?" thinking "Do you want a BJ in the parking lot, because... NO" but he's all go ahead. So I thank him very graciously, and head back into the parking lot, and he's getting in his truck and I thank him again, and he's all "It's from God....do you believe?" and since I make it a policy never to discuss my true religious leanings with large sweaty men who just gave me money I say "Of course!"

"Is Jesus your lord and savior?"

"For sure!" (thinking, well, if he exisited, he's a good guy, and damn, he came through with gas money today"

It was so BIZARRE.

I'm being considered for the Bobbi Brown job

Watch out for Whitney! She's crazy!