I'm being considered for the Bobbi Brown job
Watch out for Whitney! She's crazy!
Yeah, we're building a race of frog-people. It's a good time
Xander ,'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - May 31, 2005 12:24:59 pm PDT #1967 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
JohnSweden - May 31, 2005 12:25:22 pm PDT #1968 of 10001
I can't even.
Rumour had it they were beards too. And the publicity before War Of The Worlds wouldn't hurt.
The Tom likes girls? confusion is going around again, with an extra dose of cynical photo-op flacking? "Your winnings, sir."
Sometime Prefers Macca's Gentle Kindness Over John's Acerbic Wit
Right on.
Scientologists believe ailments can be cured with niacin.
Whoa. t /Keanu
Emily - May 31, 2005 12:26:41 pm PDT #1969 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Freaky, Erin. And clearly, from his point of view, just genuinely doing a good deed. Whereas from mine, at least, um... a little pressure-y and uncomfortable.
Gris - May 31, 2005 12:26:45 pm PDT #1970 of 10001
Hey. New board.
So married with small child.
Oh yeah, good point. I keep forgetting things like that. Really should keep up with celebrity life more.
Or, well, not.
Functionally, I think so.
Joey Potter wasn't a nymphet either. Even in the first season. Too post-pubescent: Humbert Humbert would have had no interest in her unless he had already fallen in love. Lolita herself was the only post-14-year-old he ever had any interest in, and only because he was fixated.
ETA: Apparently Joey was about to turn fifteen in the first episode. So she maybe qualifies. Barely. Still, body-wise, I'm guessing her boobies disqualified her.
Katie Holmes was in that movie with Riley. But she played a teen there, too. Don't think she's a teen in Batman. Seems unlikely.
Strix - May 31, 2005 12:29:18 pm PDT #1971 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Watch out for Whitney! She's crazy!
BWAHAHAHA!
Yeah, Em, it was so strange. But I am crazy broke, so....I took it and put it in the gas tank. I have pride, but I kinda need to get to interviews.
§ ita § - May 31, 2005 12:32:53 pm PDT #1972 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Too post-pubescent
Eh. She was a dewy 15 or 16 when the show debuted. Works for me. Nymphet, to me, means the young edge of nubile. But nubile.
Don't think she's a teen in Batman. Seems unlikely.
All the better time to do something old, like date a guy who got famous shortly after she was born.
Gris - May 31, 2005 12:34:18 pm PDT #1973 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I don't think I can think about Tom/Katie anymore. It's just too large an "Eww".
Topic!Cindy - May 31, 2005 12:42:34 pm PDT #1974 of 10001
What is even happening?
The age difference between them doesn't even ping me. She's an adult.
Those pictures of him on Oprah make me think it's too bad he's so anti-medication.
Laura - May 31, 2005 12:47:39 pm PDT #1975 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Erin, random acts of kindness are acceptable. Yay for full gas tank.
I have no thoughts on Tom/Katie.
Sparky1 - May 31, 2005 12:49:26 pm PDT #1976 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
The age difference doesn't really bother me, but I don't think much of her choice.
A professor here rode around the country with Nabokov and Nabokov's son while he was researching Lolita. That professor just had his 75th birthday.
That's all I got. Meetings all day have fried my brain. Fortunately, new pictures of my sister's puppy.