SO not a nymphet.
Suddenly pulled up the insect definition of nymph rather than the classical/pretty definition. Can somebody reach the reset button on my brain, please? The file system seems to be kind of screwed up...
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Emily - May 31, 2005 12:07:25 pm PDT #1963 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Topic!Cindy - May 31, 2005 12:08:06 pm PDT #1964 of 10001
What is even happening?
Mento?
Daisy Jane - May 31, 2005 12:18:26 pm PDT #1965 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Completely off the TomnKatie subject, but I'm very excited. I just volunteered for Habitat for Humanity. I have orientation on Saturday. The only two things that may/will be a challenge are 1) I know HfH started as a Christian mission, not so much a challenge, but it does make me nervous. 2)No smoking on project grounds. Makes perfect sense what with all the things that could go wrong with sparks, smouldering cigarettes and lighter fluid, plus ick mess. It's just how I deal with stress, so we'll see how I get along without that particular crutch.
Overall- Yay being involved and not just bitching about poor housing choices for poor people!
Strix - May 31, 2005 12:23:42 pm PDT #1966 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hey, all. Just got back from interview at Nordstrom's. It went well; I'm being considered for the Bobbi Brown job, and should have a 2nd interview with the line manager next week. I also have two more interviews this week with temp agencies -- one tomorrow and one Thursday, so hopefully job will be in the works SOON.
SOON would be good, as I have $0 and need to pay June rent. We'll see how that goes.
Weirdness -- right after the interview, I took my VCR into a pawn shop. I'm standing there in my little interview outfit, and a large sweaty man says "Going through some hard times, huh?" I say, yeah, trying to keep my head above water while I interview. He says "well, these places never give you enough money, and they make you feel like crap, so here's a $20 bill. It's a gift from the Man Above."
WTF??
I'm confused, so I ask "SDo you want the VCR?" I'm standing in front of the pawn counter, but he's all like "Now, if I took something from you, it wouldn't be a gift."
So I'm all "Are you sure?" thinking "Do you want a BJ in the parking lot, because... NO" but he's all go ahead. So I thank him very graciously, and head back into the parking lot, and he's getting in his truck and I thank him again, and he's all "It's from God....do you believe?" and since I make it a policy never to discuss my true religious leanings with large sweaty men who just gave me money I say "Of course!"
"Is Jesus your lord and savior?"
"For sure!" (thinking, well, if he exisited, he's a good guy, and damn, he came through with gas money today"
It was so BIZARRE.
§ ita § - May 31, 2005 12:24:59 pm PDT #1967 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm being considered for the Bobbi Brown job
Watch out for Whitney! She's crazy!
JohnSweden - May 31, 2005 12:25:22 pm PDT #1968 of 10001
I can't even.
Rumour had it they were beards too. And the publicity before War Of The Worlds wouldn't hurt.
The Tom likes girls? confusion is going around again, with an extra dose of cynical photo-op flacking? "Your winnings, sir."
Sometime Prefers Macca's Gentle Kindness Over John's Acerbic Wit
Right on.
Scientologists believe ailments can be cured with niacin.
Whoa. t /Keanu
Emily - May 31, 2005 12:26:41 pm PDT #1969 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Freaky, Erin. And clearly, from his point of view, just genuinely doing a good deed. Whereas from mine, at least, um... a little pressure-y and uncomfortable.
Gris - May 31, 2005 12:26:45 pm PDT #1970 of 10001
Hey. New board.
So married with small child.
Oh yeah, good point. I keep forgetting things like that. Really should keep up with celebrity life more.
Or, well, not.
Functionally, I think so.
Joey Potter wasn't a nymphet either. Even in the first season. Too post-pubescent: Humbert Humbert would have had no interest in her unless he had already fallen in love. Lolita herself was the only post-14-year-old he ever had any interest in, and only because he was fixated.
ETA: Apparently Joey was about to turn fifteen in the first episode. So she maybe qualifies. Barely. Still, body-wise, I'm guessing her boobies disqualified her.
Katie Holmes was in that movie with Riley. But she played a teen there, too. Don't think she's a teen in Batman. Seems unlikely.
Strix - May 31, 2005 12:29:18 pm PDT #1971 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Watch out for Whitney! She's crazy!
BWAHAHAHA!
Yeah, Em, it was so strange. But I am crazy broke, so....I took it and put it in the gas tank. I have pride, but I kinda need to get to interviews.
§ ita § - May 31, 2005 12:32:53 pm PDT #1972 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Too post-pubescent
Eh. She was a dewy 15 or 16 when the show debuted. Works for me. Nymphet, to me, means the young edge of nubile. But nubile.
Don't think she's a teen in Batman. Seems unlikely.
All the better time to do something old, like date a guy who got famous shortly after she was born.