Tom Cruise is suspected of being in a press-hungry relationship with Joey Potter Katie Holmes. He made what was, by all accounts, a horribly overplayed and embarassing appearance on Oprah that involved a lot of jumping up and down, and shrieking about his love for a real live actual woman.
Wash: I didn't think you were one for rituals and such. Mal: I'm not, but it'll keep the others busy for a while. No reason to concern them with what's to be done.
'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - May 31, 2005 11:23:51 am PDT #1915 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gris - May 31, 2005 11:23:58 am PDT #1916 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Beyond that, I'm not sure what you mean by "what happened with Tom Cruise" beyond just robotic actor with almost no personality becomes major star.
Heh. Um. I just assumed some other more gossipy stuff happened on his recent Oprah appearance. Those links to the "Save Katie" shirts, for example, which I don't get at all, imply... something went on.
ETA: Ah. ita answered. Why would Katie do that? Why would Tom do that? Why are pretty people stupid?
Emily - May 31, 2005 11:24:31 am PDT #1917 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
(she was head producer on Madagascar)
Okay people, stop saying Madagascar. You're creeping me out.
Cindy, you mean John as in the guy who was in Paul McCartney's band before Wings?
§ ita § - May 31, 2005 11:25:06 am PDT #1918 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Paul had a band before Wings?
Betsy HP - May 31, 2005 11:25:46 am PDT #1919 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Tom Cruise also just publicly attacked Brooke Shields for her drug habit.
The drugs in question are antidepressants for post-partum depression.
Sean K - May 31, 2005 11:26:12 am PDT #1920 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Tom Cruise is suspected of being in a press-hungry relationship with Joey Potter Katie Holmes. He made what was, by all accounts, a horribly overplayed and embarassing appearance on Oprah that involved a lot of jumping up and down, and shrieking about his love for a real live actual woman.
Wow, so Cruise repeatedly goes on Oprah to trumpet weird obsessions of his? Funky.
erikaj - May 31, 2005 11:26:29 am PDT #1921 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
And yeah, I know he was married to Cynthia Powell and she cheated for him in art school and did his homework.(John, not Tom Cruise) Tom Cruise is just beyond embarrassing now.
Emily - May 31, 2005 11:26:56 am PDT #1922 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
That way, if anyone notices, they were looking at your ass and that's a nice compliment.
Um. But if what they see on your ass then is... I'm just going to say this is maybe a bad idea and leave it at that.
Topic!Cindy - May 31, 2005 11:27:01 am PDT #1923 of 10001
What is even happening?
::Changes all the math rules on Emily while she's not looking::
Aims - May 31, 2005 11:28:02 am PDT #1924 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Oh yeah. Good point.