That way, if anyone notices, they were looking at your ass and that's a nice compliment.
Um. But if what they see on your ass then is... I'm just going to say this is maybe a bad idea and leave it at that.
Buffy: How bored were you last year? Giles: I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it.
'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Emily - May 31, 2005 11:26:56 am PDT #1922 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Topic!Cindy - May 31, 2005 11:27:01 am PDT #1923 of 10001
What is even happening?
::Changes all the math rules on Emily while she's not looking::
Aims - May 31, 2005 11:28:02 am PDT #1924 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Oh yeah. Good point.
vw bug - May 31, 2005 11:29:08 am PDT #1925 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Um. But if what they see on your ass then is... I'm just going to say this is maybe a bad idea and leave it at that.
Yeah, especially considering what time of the month it is...
§ ita § - May 31, 2005 11:29:19 am PDT #1926 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's also being reported that Holmes wasn't his first choice of nymphets -- he went down a list until someone said yes. Kate Bosworth is rumoured to have been at the top of said list.
Katie Holmes also has a movie coming out this summer.
Emily - May 31, 2005 11:30:57 am PDT #1927 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Okay, so if 4ac is greater than b squared, then... hey, this parabola is touching the x-axis! What the...
Oh, Cindy. You have Mentos, don't you?
Ginger - May 31, 2005 11:31:21 am PDT #1928 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I was trying to think of scenarios where I could meet you at the T station and hand you a change of clothes through the train doors.
Okay, I'm probably the only one here who started humming the Kingston Trio's MTA.
Emily went down to the Kendall Square Station
Every day at quarter past two
And through the open window she gave vw a new skirt
As the train came rumbling through.
Topic!Cindy - May 31, 2005 11:31:22 am PDT #1929 of 10001
What is even happening?
I understand the implication is a beard thing, but when he's twice divorced, why would he need a beard?
In other words, you know what "word" I saw today?
Visualcy
Can it get wronger?
Topic!Cindy - May 31, 2005 11:32:40 am PDT #1930 of 10001
What is even happening?
waits for someone to explain if there's an actual Mentos reference I'm missing, or if that was just a funny change of subject, so I can make with the witty rejoinder
Steph L. - May 31, 2005 11:32:43 am PDT #1931 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Visualcy
Can it get wronger?
Visualescence.