Joyce: You don't think it's too obvious? I think I look like I have a cat on my head. Buffy: But a very well groomed cat. Joyce: Well that's a comfort.

'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Betsy HP - May 31, 2005 11:25:46 am PDT #1919 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Tom Cruise also just publicly attacked Brooke Shields for her drug habit.

The drugs in question are antidepressants for post-partum depression.


Sean K - May 31, 2005 11:26:12 am PDT #1920 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Tom Cruise is suspected of being in a press-hungry relationship with Joey Potter Katie Holmes. He made what was, by all accounts, a horribly overplayed and embarassing appearance on Oprah that involved a lot of jumping up and down, and shrieking about his love for a real live actual woman.

Wow, so Cruise repeatedly goes on Oprah to trumpet weird obsessions of his? Funky.


erikaj - May 31, 2005 11:26:29 am PDT #1921 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

And yeah, I know he was married to Cynthia Powell and she cheated for him in art school and did his homework.(John, not Tom Cruise) Tom Cruise is just beyond embarrassing now.


Emily - May 31, 2005 11:26:56 am PDT #1922 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

That way, if anyone notices, they were looking at your ass and that's a nice compliment.

Um. But if what they see on your ass then is... I'm just going to say this is maybe a bad idea and leave it at that.


Topic!Cindy - May 31, 2005 11:27:01 am PDT #1923 of 10001
What is even happening?

::Changes all the math rules on Emily while she's not looking::


Aims - May 31, 2005 11:28:02 am PDT #1924 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh yeah. Good point.


vw bug - May 31, 2005 11:29:08 am PDT #1925 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Um. But if what they see on your ass then is... I'm just going to say this is maybe a bad idea and leave it at that.

Yeah, especially considering what time of the month it is...


§ ita § - May 31, 2005 11:29:19 am PDT #1926 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's also being reported that Holmes wasn't his first choice of nymphets -- he went down a list until someone said yes. Kate Bosworth is rumoured to have been at the top of said list.

Katie Holmes also has a movie coming out this summer.


Emily - May 31, 2005 11:30:57 am PDT #1927 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Okay, so if 4ac is greater than b squared, then... hey, this parabola is touching the x-axis! What the...

Oh, Cindy. You have Mentos, don't you?


Ginger - May 31, 2005 11:31:21 am PDT #1928 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I was trying to think of scenarios where I could meet you at the T station and hand you a change of clothes through the train doors.

Okay, I'm probably the only one here who started humming the Kingston Trio's MTA.

Emily went down to the Kendall Square Station
Every day at quarter past two
And through the open window she gave vw a new skirt
As the train came rumbling through.