Paul had a band before Wings?
See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.
Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - May 31, 2005 11:25:06 am PDT #1918 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Betsy HP - May 31, 2005 11:25:46 am PDT #1919 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Tom Cruise also just publicly attacked Brooke Shields for her drug habit.
The drugs in question are antidepressants for post-partum depression.
Sean K - May 31, 2005 11:26:12 am PDT #1920 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Tom Cruise is suspected of being in a press-hungry relationship with Joey Potter Katie Holmes. He made what was, by all accounts, a horribly overplayed and embarassing appearance on Oprah that involved a lot of jumping up and down, and shrieking about his love for a real live actual woman.
Wow, so Cruise repeatedly goes on Oprah to trumpet weird obsessions of his? Funky.
erikaj - May 31, 2005 11:26:29 am PDT #1921 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
And yeah, I know he was married to Cynthia Powell and she cheated for him in art school and did his homework.(John, not Tom Cruise) Tom Cruise is just beyond embarrassing now.
Emily - May 31, 2005 11:26:56 am PDT #1922 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
That way, if anyone notices, they were looking at your ass and that's a nice compliment.
Um. But if what they see on your ass then is... I'm just going to say this is maybe a bad idea and leave it at that.
Topic!Cindy - May 31, 2005 11:27:01 am PDT #1923 of 10001
What is even happening?
::Changes all the math rules on Emily while she's not looking::
Aims - May 31, 2005 11:28:02 am PDT #1924 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Oh yeah. Good point.
vw bug - May 31, 2005 11:29:08 am PDT #1925 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Um. But if what they see on your ass then is... I'm just going to say this is maybe a bad idea and leave it at that.
Yeah, especially considering what time of the month it is...
§ ita § - May 31, 2005 11:29:19 am PDT #1926 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's also being reported that Holmes wasn't his first choice of nymphets -- he went down a list until someone said yes. Kate Bosworth is rumoured to have been at the top of said list.
Katie Holmes also has a movie coming out this summer.
Emily - May 31, 2005 11:30:57 am PDT #1927 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Okay, so if 4ac is greater than b squared, then... hey, this parabola is touching the x-axis! What the...
Oh, Cindy. You have Mentos, don't you?