Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - May 27, 2005 9:51:05 am PDT #1387 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I not only saw the movie, I took today off and slept in.

PFFFTTTT.


Sparky1 - May 27, 2005 9:53:34 am PDT #1388 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

PFFFTTTT.

Yes, well... Does it make it better that I have spent my morning scrubbing the bathroom and the kitchen and am only reading this thread in an effort to put off dusting?


Fay - May 27, 2005 9:54:27 am PDT #1389 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Yes, yes you are. Whereas I am reading it in an effort to put off going to a party, which demonstrates how very antisocial I am.


Frankenbuddha - May 27, 2005 10:26:54 am PDT #1390 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I not only saw the movie, I took today off and slept in.

If I had the energy, I'd smack sparky upside the head, but since I don't, I'll just give the stinkeye and let one of the people who didn't see SERENITY take care of it.

t /taunt..oh wait, that never closes


Nora Deirdre - May 27, 2005 10:28:55 am PDT #1391 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

oh my god I am so tired I want to punch someone in the head. if only I had the energy.


DebetEsse - May 27, 2005 10:29:46 am PDT #1392 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I hate you all.


-t - May 27, 2005 10:30:55 am PDT #1393 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I am NOT going to smack Sparky upside the head just to spite Frank and his taunty taunty ways.

So there.

I am so bored I am seeking out actual work to be done. This has gotta stop.


Topic!Cindy - May 27, 2005 10:31:22 am PDT #1394 of 10001
What is even happening?

You don't hate me. I am exhausted even though I didn't see the Big Damn Movie. Okay. Well, you might hate me, but it would have to be for my naturally winning personality.


Nora Deirdre - May 27, 2005 10:35:36 am PDT #1395 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

dude, I didn't see the movie, I was out far too late having dinner and cocktails (at the Oak Room!) with Tom's boss and wife. I am currently exhausted, vaguely/mildly hungover, and insecure about being a buffoon last night.

I have totally crashed. So exhausted. I'm also doing the most boring work ever right now, so that doesn't help.


Topic!Cindy - May 27, 2005 10:38:21 am PDT #1396 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, that's right, Nora. I read that this morning, but you so don't = buffoon, that it slipped right out of my head. Seriously.

You have a wonderful, warm, friendly charm about you, and a sharp sense of humor. If this is your insecurities talking, then you'll get a *bap* with a nerf bapper.

If, on the other hand, the other couple did anything to make you feel like this, I will break out the Louisville Slugger (for them -- just metaphorically, as I hate violence, but still).