dude, I didn't see the movie, I was out far too late having dinner and cocktails (at the Oak Room!) with Tom's boss and wife. I am currently exhausted, vaguely/mildly hungover, and insecure about being a buffoon last night.

I have totally crashed. So exhausted. I'm also doing the most boring work ever right now, so that doesn't help.

Oh, that's right, Nora. I read that this morning, but you so don't = buffoon, that it slipped right out of my head. Seriously.

You have a wonderful, warm, friendly charm about you, and a sharp sense of humor. If this is your insecurities talking, then you'll get a *bap* with a nerf bapper.

If, on the other hand, the other couple did anything to make you feel like this, I will break out the Louisville Slugger (for them -- just metaphorically, as I hate violence, but still).

Nora and Cindy get all my sympathy. It's good stuff, too, all lavender scented and fluffy, not the hard, flat sympathy you get at Walmart.

I wanna go hooooome.....

I wanna go hooooome.....

I feel so breakup....

I don't hate Cindy. That statement was aimed purely at the Serenity see-ers, particularly those who were complaining about being tired. There are other people in the world I hate, but, at the moment, you all win.

I want it to be an hour and a half from now, so I can leave.

There are other people in the world I hate, but, at the moment, you all win.

I don't wanna be hated by DebetEeeeeesssseee.......

blllllrg. I don' WANNA edit more dratted Help topics. I want to search around on eBay for super-full, flowy, lightweight skirts.

I also want chips & salsa. No luck there, either.

I'd say that giving me someone else to hate more would work, but that wouldn't end well. But don't worry. I'll be over it by Monday. Or the next time I eat with my family.

They are nice people, just, you know, better than me.

I'll baff my own insecurities right now. Nerf Baff!