Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - May 27, 2005 9:54:27 am PDT #1389 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Yes, yes you are. Whereas I am reading it in an effort to put off going to a party, which demonstrates how very antisocial I am.


Frankenbuddha - May 27, 2005 10:26:54 am PDT #1390 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I not only saw the movie, I took today off and slept in.

If I had the energy, I'd smack sparky upside the head, but since I don't, I'll just give the stinkeye and let one of the people who didn't see SERENITY take care of it.

t /taunt..oh wait, that never closes


Nora Deirdre - May 27, 2005 10:28:55 am PDT #1391 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

oh my god I am so tired I want to punch someone in the head. if only I had the energy.


DebetEsse - May 27, 2005 10:29:46 am PDT #1392 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I hate you all.


-t - May 27, 2005 10:30:55 am PDT #1393 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I am NOT going to smack Sparky upside the head just to spite Frank and his taunty taunty ways.

So there.

I am so bored I am seeking out actual work to be done. This has gotta stop.


Topic!Cindy - May 27, 2005 10:31:22 am PDT #1394 of 10001
What is even happening?

You don't hate me. I am exhausted even though I didn't see the Big Damn Movie. Okay. Well, you might hate me, but it would have to be for my naturally winning personality.


Nora Deirdre - May 27, 2005 10:35:36 am PDT #1395 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

dude, I didn't see the movie, I was out far too late having dinner and cocktails (at the Oak Room!) with Tom's boss and wife. I am currently exhausted, vaguely/mildly hungover, and insecure about being a buffoon last night.

I have totally crashed. So exhausted. I'm also doing the most boring work ever right now, so that doesn't help.


Topic!Cindy - May 27, 2005 10:38:21 am PDT #1396 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, that's right, Nora. I read that this morning, but you so don't = buffoon, that it slipped right out of my head. Seriously.

You have a wonderful, warm, friendly charm about you, and a sharp sense of humor. If this is your insecurities talking, then you'll get a *bap* with a nerf bapper.

If, on the other hand, the other couple did anything to make you feel like this, I will break out the Louisville Slugger (for them -- just metaphorically, as I hate violence, but still).


-t - May 27, 2005 10:39:15 am PDT #1397 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nora and Cindy get all my sympathy. It's good stuff, too, all lavender scented and fluffy, not the hard, flat sympathy you get at Walmart.


Emily - May 27, 2005 10:43:53 am PDT #1398 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I wanna go hooooome.....