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I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?

Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'

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Cashmere - May 26, 2005 12:51:24 pm PDT #1299 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Jilli can be like Steve Martin. Have the cards made up and it will take care of the problem.

Cindy, NO FAIR MAKING ME WEEPY!!!

Just as I said britches he shouted in a darth-vader voice of doom, "PANTIES!"

Heh. Boys can wear panties. But we call them "britches", too. Or, more commonly, "shitty britches".

erikaj - May 26, 2005 12:54:16 pm PDT #1300 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

"Alameda" always makes me think of Chekhov in that Star Trek with the whales looking for "nuclear wessels" there and the people are all "WTF?"

Katerina Bee - May 26, 2005 1:01:02 pm PDT #1301 of 10001

Herding cats for fun

Yup, that's scene is the now-defunct Alameda Naval Air base.

Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 1:30:16 pm PDT #1302 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

I need a Bitch slap. I had another meeting with Obnoxious!Team. It was ugly. They kept asking me "Did you fix my bug?" and I'd say "What bug? Did you send it this week?" "No, I sent it in March sometime."

This is a question I cannot answer without access to my E-mail.

I hate them, and they disapprove of me, and they probably think my new employer got a bum deal.

Remind me that I don't care what stupid people think.

JZ - May 26, 2005 1:31:03 pm PDT #1303 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Betsy, you don't care what stupid people think, and these are supremely stupid people.

ChiKat - May 26, 2005 1:33:31 pm PDT #1304 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Betsy, remember: 100 years. All new people.

§ ita § - May 26, 2005 1:33:53 pm PDT #1305 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hell, JUNE -- all new people.

Aims - May 26, 2005 1:36:20 pm PDT #1306 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Betsy, people are stupid and they suck. New job will be better.

Did your Chaste Moon arrive?

Laura - May 26, 2005 1:36:48 pm PDT #1307 of 10001

Our wings are not tired.

No reason to care what stupid people think.

ION, I have a pool table in my house. It is very pretty. I'm wondering how much the sound of clanking balls will disturb my sleep.

Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 1:37:06 pm PDT #1308 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

Yes, it arrived last night! Thank you.

And they aren't going to discover I was an imposter after I left, right? The real people, the not-stupid ones, aren't going to hate me?

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