You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Katerina Bee - May 26, 2005 1:01:02 pm PDT #1301 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Yup, that's scene is the now-defunct Alameda Naval Air base.


Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 1:30:16 pm PDT #1302 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I need a Bitch slap. I had another meeting with Obnoxious!Team. It was ugly. They kept asking me "Did you fix my bug?" and I'd say "What bug? Did you send it this week?" "No, I sent it in March sometime."

This is a question I cannot answer without access to my E-mail.

I hate them, and they disapprove of me, and they probably think my new employer got a bum deal.

Remind me that I don't care what stupid people think.


JZ - May 26, 2005 1:31:03 pm PDT #1303 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Betsy, you don't care what stupid people think, and these are supremely stupid people.


ChiKat - May 26, 2005 1:33:31 pm PDT #1304 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Betsy, remember: 100 years. All new people.


§ ita § - May 26, 2005 1:33:53 pm PDT #1305 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hell, JUNE -- all new people.


Aims - May 26, 2005 1:36:20 pm PDT #1306 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Betsy, people are stupid and they suck. New job will be better.

Did your Chaste Moon arrive?


Laura - May 26, 2005 1:36:48 pm PDT #1307 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

No reason to care what stupid people think.

ION, I have a pool table in my house. It is very pretty. I'm wondering how much the sound of clanking balls will disturb my sleep.


Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 1:37:06 pm PDT #1308 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Yes, it arrived last night! Thank you.

And they aren't going to discover I was an imposter after I left, right? The real people, the not-stupid ones, aren't going to hate me?


Atropa - May 26, 2005 1:37:30 pm PDT #1309 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Betsy, they are a stupid, annoying, and frustrating team. You don't care what they think, and you won't have to be stuck in meetings with them anymore.


Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 1:43:06 pm PDT #1310 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Thanks.

::thwaps self::