Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - May 26, 2005 1:36:20 pm PDT #1306 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Betsy, people are stupid and they suck. New job will be better.

Did your Chaste Moon arrive?


Laura - May 26, 2005 1:36:48 pm PDT #1307 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

No reason to care what stupid people think.

ION, I have a pool table in my house. It is very pretty. I'm wondering how much the sound of clanking balls will disturb my sleep.


Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 1:37:06 pm PDT #1308 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Yes, it arrived last night! Thank you.

And they aren't going to discover I was an imposter after I left, right? The real people, the not-stupid ones, aren't going to hate me?


Atropa - May 26, 2005 1:37:30 pm PDT #1309 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Betsy, they are a stupid, annoying, and frustrating team. You don't care what they think, and you won't have to be stuck in meetings with them anymore.


Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 1:43:06 pm PDT #1310 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Thanks.

::thwaps self::


-t - May 26, 2005 1:45:48 pm PDT #1311 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

-t, how many bookshelves do you folks have, anyway?

Sigh. Not enough.

Alameda" always makes me think of Chekhov in that Star Trek with the whales looking for "nuclear wessels" there and the people are all "WTF?"

DH mentions "nuclear wessels" whenever Alameda comes up in conversation, or there's a sign for Alameda on the highway, or thinks of the existence of Alameda. Every time.

Betsy, your soon to be ex-co-workers are of so little importance I can't quantify how little you should care what they think. The real people are going to realize your awesomeness.

Pool table, yay!


Strix - May 26, 2005 1:46:33 pm PDT #1312 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, all.

Today has been kind of of the suck, and ok. I went out with my friend last night for drinks -- and we got wasted. Toasted, pie-eyed, hammered, you name it.

I woke up at her place with a raging hangover, and remembered barfing over her balcony last night. I NEVER get sick, and rarely have hangovers. It was the THREE SHOTS at last call that did it. Ugh.

Also? Pulling out of the parking lot, I hit a median and got a flat fucking tire at 3:15, and didn't know until we got back to my car about 45 minutes ago if I had a spare or a donut. It was a spare, but I've been freaking out about it all day. AND I had committed to picking up a friend's husband from the airport at 3 today, so after nursing out respective hangovers, S. and I did that.

She is a VERY GOOD FRIEND.

However, I got a call from Nordstrom today asking me to set up a time for an interview! Woo and hoo! Cosmetic job, which would be fine for the summer, esp. since my BF works at the Clarins counter at Nordies.

I am freaking exhausted.

EDIT: Oh, and my booty call never called back. I'm not calling him again. If he's interested in my carcass, he can pick up the fucking phone and call me.


Lee - May 26, 2005 2:01:25 pm PDT #1313 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

t whine

I still feel like crap. I'm up and mobile, due to lots of drugs that will need to reapply soon, but [whitefonted cuz it's gross] I feel like my sinuses are draining into my stomach, and making me naseous, and I am running a slight fever.

Dang it, I need to be healthy for Serenity tonight, because there ia no way I'm not going.

t /whine

Yay for pool tables, and boo for bad booty callees and flat tires.

How is everyone else?


Lee - May 26, 2005 2:01:28 pm PDT #1314 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Only need to whine once.

Maybe...


DavidS - May 26, 2005 2:14:15 pm PDT #1315 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Eat something bland (oatmeal, cereal) or fizzy (Calistoga) for your stomach, Perkins. That usually helps me when I've got stomach upset after sinus drainage. You better be coming tonight.