Just call me the computer whisperer.

Willow ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 1:30:16 pm PDT #1302 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I need a Bitch slap. I had another meeting with Obnoxious!Team. It was ugly. They kept asking me "Did you fix my bug?" and I'd say "What bug? Did you send it this week?" "No, I sent it in March sometime."

This is a question I cannot answer without access to my E-mail.

I hate them, and they disapprove of me, and they probably think my new employer got a bum deal.

Remind me that I don't care what stupid people think.


JZ - May 26, 2005 1:31:03 pm PDT #1303 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Betsy, you don't care what stupid people think, and these are supremely stupid people.


ChiKat - May 26, 2005 1:33:31 pm PDT #1304 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Betsy, remember: 100 years. All new people.


§ ita § - May 26, 2005 1:33:53 pm PDT #1305 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hell, JUNE -- all new people.


Aims - May 26, 2005 1:36:20 pm PDT #1306 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Betsy, people are stupid and they suck. New job will be better.

Did your Chaste Moon arrive?


Laura - May 26, 2005 1:36:48 pm PDT #1307 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

No reason to care what stupid people think.

ION, I have a pool table in my house. It is very pretty. I'm wondering how much the sound of clanking balls will disturb my sleep.


Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 1:37:06 pm PDT #1308 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Yes, it arrived last night! Thank you.

And they aren't going to discover I was an imposter after I left, right? The real people, the not-stupid ones, aren't going to hate me?


Atropa - May 26, 2005 1:37:30 pm PDT #1309 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Betsy, they are a stupid, annoying, and frustrating team. You don't care what they think, and you won't have to be stuck in meetings with them anymore.


Betsy HP - May 26, 2005 1:43:06 pm PDT #1310 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Thanks.

::thwaps self::


-t - May 26, 2005 1:45:48 pm PDT #1311 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

-t, how many bookshelves do you folks have, anyway?

Sigh. Not enough.

Alameda" always makes me think of Chekhov in that Star Trek with the whales looking for "nuclear wessels" there and the people are all "WTF?"

DH mentions "nuclear wessels" whenever Alameda comes up in conversation, or there's a sign for Alameda on the highway, or thinks of the existence of Alameda. Every time.

Betsy, your soon to be ex-co-workers are of so little importance I can't quantify how little you should care what they think. The real people are going to realize your awesomeness.

Pool table, yay!