I need porn suggestions.
I've previously supplied one of the instructors at krav with pictures for his phone. Perfectly normal pictures, mostly boxing.
He has a new phone, and wants more pictures. "Oh, and if you have any porn!" he said. My reflexive reply is "I don't think you want my porn, dude."
Okay, I have no porn. His first assumption was that no, he did want it, and then he started to worry it has animals in it.
A couple other instructors have cottoned on to this too, and are really curious about my unacceptable porn.
Bestiality isn't something I can even pretend to like with a straight face. I'm trying to work out a kink that's outrageous enough that they're
mostly
sure I'm lying, but not definite. However, I'd like to avoid grossing myself out, and need to be able be flip about it.
Any suggestions?
If I can't work out anything, it'll be hot man-on-man action.
What cracks me up is that these guys are now officially co-workers. I don't think the centre has an HR department.
Any suggestions?
toy boats? (remember the fetish map!)
Ooh, fetish map would be a good place to check. But I'd never say no to some hot man-on-man action.
Sophia beat me to the toy boats.
ETA: but I'd love to see that fetish map again. I actually had to explain furries/plushies to my office mate last week.
I had to explain them to my brother - who is convinced half this board is one or the other.
I cannot really help on the porn front with my very real lack of interest or posession of it. How about super prude porn, like previous centuries porn?
Any suggestions?
If I can't work out anything, it'll be hot man-on-man action.
Give him one of those pictures of Viggo and Orlando kissing.
I like toy boats for this because it's so weird it won't leave people with freaky pictures of you in their head.
Can someone link me to the map? I suspect that a google for it will hit our net nanny, but the image itself might not.
how bout just handing him a bunch of nature tapes, like whales mating and shit.
Well, man-on-man action isn't the type of thing most straight men would be likely to want. So, not a bad idea.
Beyond that -- hmmm. Some "naughty boys must be punished by the mistress" idea (participants being of legal age, of course).
