What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.

Angel ,'Conviction (1)'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - May 26, 2005 6:59:58 am PDT #7168 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ooh, fetish map would be a good place to check. But I'd never say no to some hot man-on-man action.


bon bon - May 26, 2005 7:01:15 am PDT #7169 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Sophia beat me to the toy boats.

ETA: but I'd love to see that fetish map again. I actually had to explain furries/plushies to my office mate last week.


msbelle - May 26, 2005 7:06:48 am PDT #7170 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I had to explain them to my brother - who is convinced half this board is one or the other.

I cannot really help on the porn front with my very real lack of interest or posession of it. How about super prude porn, like previous centuries porn?


Topic!Cindy - May 26, 2005 7:07:48 am PDT #7171 of 10001
What is even happening?

Any suggestions?
If I can't work out anything, it'll be hot man-on-man action.
Give him one of those pictures of Viggo and Orlando kissing.


Jesse - May 26, 2005 7:08:15 am PDT #7172 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I like toy boats for this because it's so weird it won't leave people with freaky pictures of you in their head.


§ ita § - May 26, 2005 7:08:49 am PDT #7173 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can someone link me to the map? I suspect that a google for it will hit our net nanny, but the image itself might not.


msbelle - May 26, 2005 7:09:59 am PDT #7174 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

how bout just handing him a bunch of nature tapes, like whales mating and shit.


Fred Pete - May 26, 2005 7:10:51 am PDT #7175 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Well, man-on-man action isn't the type of thing most straight men would be likely to want. So, not a bad idea.

Beyond that -- hmmm. Some "naughty boys must be punished by the mistress" idea (participants being of legal age, of course).


Jessica - May 26, 2005 7:11:56 am PDT #7176 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Fetish Map


bon bon - May 26, 2005 7:13:07 am PDT #7177 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

how bout just handing him a bunch of nature tapes, like whales mating and shit.

Made me laugh.