Any suggestions?
If I can't work out anything, it'll be hot man-on-man action.Give him one of those pictures of Viggo and Orlando kissing.
Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - May 26, 2005 7:07:48 am PDT #7171 of 10001
What is even happening?
Jesse - May 26, 2005 7:08:15 am PDT #7172 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I like toy boats for this because it's so weird it won't leave people with freaky pictures of you in their head.
§ ita § - May 26, 2005 7:08:49 am PDT #7173 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can someone link me to the map? I suspect that a google for it will hit our net nanny, but the image itself might not.
msbelle - May 26, 2005 7:09:59 am PDT #7174 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
how bout just handing him a bunch of nature tapes, like whales mating and shit.
Fred Pete - May 26, 2005 7:10:51 am PDT #7175 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Well, man-on-man action isn't the type of thing most straight men would be likely to want. So, not a bad idea.
Beyond that -- hmmm. Some "naughty boys must be punished by the mistress" idea (participants being of legal age, of course).
Jessica - May 26, 2005 7:11:56 am PDT #7176 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
bon bon - May 26, 2005 7:13:07 am PDT #7177 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
how bout just handing him a bunch of nature tapes, like whales mating and shit.
Made me laugh.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 26, 2005 7:13:23 am PDT #7178 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I may be able to dig up a photo of myself in Boston Bruins mascot-wear if you want to give your krav friends the mistaken impression that friends got you into the furry scene.
JZ - May 26, 2005 7:15:54 am PDT #7179 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Grown men in diapers.
God, Sophia, that sucks so very much. And is totally, completely unreasonable. I've never heard of a boss who didn't recognize that employing someone for a full-time job during the bulk of their waking and productive hours necessarily means that some non-work personal business will be taken care of during work hours. It's not possible to fulfill all your responsibilities as a functional adult in the world on weekends and after 5 p.m., and your boss is being bitchy and high-handed and monstrously unrealistic.
I really, really want to call her up right now and verbally bitch-slap the holy fuck out of her.
You truly should consider whether the universe has seriously considered your current surroundings and is now trying by any means possible to tell you to get out Get OutGETOUT! There are Buffistas all over the U.S. and parts of Canada (and, really, worldwide, but that's maybe not so realistic) who would be happy to help you relocate, network on better-job-and-apartment-finding, and just generally be delighted to have you near them.
§ ita § - May 26, 2005 7:18:08 am PDT #7180 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, the net nanny didn't like that either.
Ah, well. I don't have to sexually traumatise my co-workers until later anyway.
When I get home, maybe I'll look for some tasteful boytouching photos. My life sucks.