Sophia beat me to the toy boats.
ETA: but I'd love to see that fetish map again. I actually had to explain furries/plushies to my office mate last week.
Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.
'Hell Bound'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - May 26, 2005 7:01:15 am PDT #7169 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
msbelle - May 26, 2005 7:06:48 am PDT #7170 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I had to explain them to my brother - who is convinced half this board is one or the other.
I cannot really help on the porn front with my very real lack of interest or posession of it. How about super prude porn, like previous centuries porn?
Topic!Cindy - May 26, 2005 7:07:48 am PDT #7171 of 10001
What is even happening?
Any suggestions?
If I can't work out anything, it'll be hot man-on-man action.Give him one of those pictures of Viggo and Orlando kissing.
Jesse - May 26, 2005 7:08:15 am PDT #7172 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I like toy boats for this because it's so weird it won't leave people with freaky pictures of you in their head.
§ ita § - May 26, 2005 7:08:49 am PDT #7173 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can someone link me to the map? I suspect that a google for it will hit our net nanny, but the image itself might not.
msbelle - May 26, 2005 7:09:59 am PDT #7174 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
how bout just handing him a bunch of nature tapes, like whales mating and shit.
Fred Pete - May 26, 2005 7:10:51 am PDT #7175 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Well, man-on-man action isn't the type of thing most straight men would be likely to want. So, not a bad idea.
Beyond that -- hmmm. Some "naughty boys must be punished by the mistress" idea (participants being of legal age, of course).
Jessica - May 26, 2005 7:11:56 am PDT #7176 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
bon bon - May 26, 2005 7:13:07 am PDT #7177 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
how bout just handing him a bunch of nature tapes, like whales mating and shit.
Made me laugh.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 26, 2005 7:13:23 am PDT #7178 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I may be able to dig up a photo of myself in Boston Bruins mascot-wear if you want to give your krav friends the mistaken impression that friends got you into the furry scene.