Well, man-on-man action isn't the type of thing most straight men would be likely to want. So, not a bad idea.
Beyond that -- hmmm. Some "naughty boys must be punished by the mistress" idea (participants being of legal age, of course).
Hmm. It's sounds like the finest party I can imagine getting paid to go to.
Mal ,'Shindig'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Fred Pete - May 26, 2005 7:10:51 am PDT #7175 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Jessica - May 26, 2005 7:11:56 am PDT #7176 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
bon bon - May 26, 2005 7:13:07 am PDT #7177 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
how bout just handing him a bunch of nature tapes, like whales mating and shit.
Made me laugh.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 26, 2005 7:13:23 am PDT #7178 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I may be able to dig up a photo of myself in Boston Bruins mascot-wear if you want to give your krav friends the mistaken impression that friends got you into the furry scene.
JZ - May 26, 2005 7:15:54 am PDT #7179 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Grown men in diapers.
God, Sophia, that sucks so very much. And is totally, completely unreasonable. I've never heard of a boss who didn't recognize that employing someone for a full-time job during the bulk of their waking and productive hours necessarily means that some non-work personal business will be taken care of during work hours. It's not possible to fulfill all your responsibilities as a functional adult in the world on weekends and after 5 p.m., and your boss is being bitchy and high-handed and monstrously unrealistic.
I really, really want to call her up right now and verbally bitch-slap the holy fuck out of her.
You truly should consider whether the universe has seriously considered your current surroundings and is now trying by any means possible to tell you to get out Get OutGETOUT! There are Buffistas all over the U.S. and parts of Canada (and, really, worldwide, but that's maybe not so realistic) who would be happy to help you relocate, network on better-job-and-apartment-finding, and just generally be delighted to have you near them.
§ ita § - May 26, 2005 7:18:08 am PDT #7180 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, the net nanny didn't like that either.
Ah, well. I don't have to sexually traumatise my co-workers until later anyway.
When I get home, maybe I'll look for some tasteful boytouching photos. My life sucks.
§ ita § - May 26, 2005 7:19:17 am PDT #7181 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
friends got you into the furry scene
Grown men in diapers.
I am evidently a prude, because there's no way I could pull either of those off.
WAIT! MEN IN DRAG!
I'm totally gonna go with that.
brenda m - May 26, 2005 7:19:41 am PDT #7182 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
You truly should consider whether the universe has seriously considered your current surroundings and is now trying by any means possible to tell you to get out Get OutGETOUT!
We have theatre folk in Minneapolis, L.A., Chicago, and probably a bunch of other places I'm not thinking of, too. IJS.
Vortex - May 26, 2005 7:19:53 am PDT #7183 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Sophia, she needs to be reported to HR.
but in a sneaky way. go to HR and say "I've been reprimanded for having non work conversations 2-3 times per week, and told that I am the only one who is violating this policy. I'm wondering if I could get a copy of this policy in writing, so that I can make sure that I'm following the rules."
at which point the HR person will hopefully look at you and say "WTF?"
Dana - May 26, 2005 7:20:40 am PDT #7184 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
WAIT! MEN IN DRAG!
Brad Pitt in drag!