Sophia -- what an asshat your boss is.
Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?
Zoe ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sumi - May 26, 2005 6:51:15 am PDT #7164 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
sarameg - May 26, 2005 6:52:37 am PDT #7165 of 10001
If you can't see the falcon, here are some storks: [link]
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Also? SNAKE!
There is a snake on the tree branches outside my window. It's just chilling right now. About 3-4 ft long, black topside. Gotta go figure out what kind it is. So flipping sool!
§ ita § - May 26, 2005 6:54:39 am PDT #7166 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I need porn suggestions.
I've previously supplied one of the instructors at krav with pictures for his phone. Perfectly normal pictures, mostly boxing.
He has a new phone, and wants more pictures. "Oh, and if you have any porn!" he said. My reflexive reply is "I don't think you want my porn, dude."
Okay, I have no porn. His first assumption was that no, he did want it, and then he started to worry it has animals in it.
A couple other instructors have cottoned on to this too, and are really curious about my unacceptable porn.
Bestiality isn't something I can even pretend to like with a straight face. I'm trying to work out a kink that's outrageous enough that they're mostly sure I'm lying, but not definite. However, I'd like to avoid grossing myself out, and need to be able be flip about it.
Any suggestions?
If I can't work out anything, it'll be hot man-on-man action.
What cracks me up is that these guys are now officially co-workers. I don't think the centre has an HR department.
Sophia Brooks - May 26, 2005 6:58:00 am PDT #7167 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Any suggestions?toy boats? (remember the fetish map!)
brenda m - May 26, 2005 6:59:58 am PDT #7168 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Ooh, fetish map would be a good place to check. But I'd never say no to some hot man-on-man action.
bon bon - May 26, 2005 7:01:15 am PDT #7169 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Sophia beat me to the toy boats.
ETA: but I'd love to see that fetish map again. I actually had to explain furries/plushies to my office mate last week.
msbelle - May 26, 2005 7:06:48 am PDT #7170 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I had to explain them to my brother - who is convinced half this board is one or the other.
I cannot really help on the porn front with my very real lack of interest or posession of it. How about super prude porn, like previous centuries porn?
Topic!Cindy - May 26, 2005 7:07:48 am PDT #7171 of 10001
What is even happening?
Any suggestions?
If I can't work out anything, it'll be hot man-on-man action.Give him one of those pictures of Viggo and Orlando kissing.
Jesse - May 26, 2005 7:08:15 am PDT #7172 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I like toy boats for this because it's so weird it won't leave people with freaky pictures of you in their head.
§ ita § - May 26, 2005 7:08:49 am PDT #7173 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can someone link me to the map? I suspect that a google for it will hit our net nanny, but the image itself might not.