Sophia, who are you having these conversations with? The wall? How can you be the only one.

Right!

Between that, the very angry "At LEAST 2 -3 times per WEEK" as if that was a really large number of conversations to have and the fact that she was talking to me as if I was a child (I really mean it, and I will have no argument, also I am very generous with you and expect you to act accordingly) it was very hard to keep a straight face. Except the next time I talk to someone, it will be written up in my personnell fil

Sophia, what with the evil that is your boss and the need to move, have you considered escaping. Maybe to Hawaii? Or some other more buffista-filled locale? Seriously, you need a new job.

The Greensboro Massacre (or, I guess, Greensboro) is having a Truth and Reconciliation thing right now. Apparently nobody is yet willing to tell the truth.

Your job is crazy, Sophia.

This is why I come here -- I was just thinking my boss was a little crazy for freaking out because he can't get this thing signed, the day before a four-day weekend, but now I think he's nice and normal....

Sophia, she needs to be reported to HR.

Sophia -- what an asshat your boss is.

If you can't see the falcon, here are some storks: [link]

Also? SNAKE!

There is a snake on the tree branches outside my window. It's just chilling right now. About 3-4 ft long, black topside. Gotta go figure out what kind it is. So flipping sool!

I need porn suggestions.

I've previously supplied one of the instructors at krav with pictures for his phone. Perfectly normal pictures, mostly boxing.

He has a new phone, and wants more pictures. "Oh, and if you have any porn!" he said. My reflexive reply is "I don't think you want my porn, dude."

Okay, I have no porn. His first assumption was that no, he did want it, and then he started to worry it has animals in it.

A couple other instructors have cottoned on to this too, and are really curious about my unacceptable porn.

Bestiality isn't something I can even pretend to like with a straight face. I'm trying to work out a kink that's outrageous enough that they're mostly sure I'm lying, but not definite. However, I'd like to avoid grossing myself out, and need to be able be flip about it.

Any suggestions?

If I can't work out anything, it'll be hot man-on-man action.

What cracks me up is that these guys are now officially co-workers. I don't think the centre has an HR department.

Any suggestions?

Ooh, fetish map would be a good place to check. But I'd never say no to some hot man-on-man action.

Sophia beat me to the toy boats.

ETA: but I'd love to see that fetish map again. I actually had to explain furries/plushies to my office mate last week.