Does Wayne Brady have to choke a dope?!?
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - May 11, 2005 11:20:45 am PDT #3347 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
JohnSweden - May 11, 2005 11:21:50 am PDT #3348 of 10001
I can't even.
The Royals blew the lead since my Holy Crap comment. They are now losing by 3 runs.
Yeah! Sorry, Gud, but them's the battlin' Jays your Royals are losing to, and we need the win.
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 11:23:27 am PDT #3349 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
and we need the win.
Hey, the Jays already have a bunch of wins. Can't they share?
JZ - May 11, 2005 11:23:37 am PDT #3350 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
To sum up:
All y'all are completely insane, though less insane than (a) the hypocritical mule-fucker/right-wing blowhard who actually allowed himself to say all that on national radio, that nut, or (b) the creepy Bush Fish people Susan linked to, who look unpleasantly non-jokey.
Also, Teppy is a goddess of COMM.
Also, oh, my poor A's. I still have enough residual love of the scrappy bloody-sock underdogs from last season that I'm happy every time the Red Sox win anything, but oh, my poor A's.
Nutty - May 11, 2005 11:24:17 am PDT #3351 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Poor Royals. We do feel sorry for you, but it could be worse. You could be worst in your division AND have Sweet Lou Piniella be your manager.
I didn't know there was such a thing as dope slapping.
I think it is the polite thing to do. Much more refined than bitch-slapping.
tommyrot - May 11, 2005 11:26:26 am PDT #3352 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Chimp-art auction is no monkey business
LONDON - Congo the chimpanzee led a brief artistic career and enjoyed little critical success, despite the patronage of his contemporary and fellow abstract painter, Pablo Picasso. But nearly half a century after Congo's artistic career, some of his paintings are going on sale at a prestigious London auction house alongside works by Andy Warhol and Renoir.
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 11:27:03 am PDT #3353 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
You could be worst in your division
Hey, don't sell the Royals short. They're the worst in all of baseball.
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 11:28:48 am PDT #3354 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think it is the polite thing to do.
We have differing slapping motivations, I see.
Much more refined than bitch-slapping.
But can it beat the glove slap for sheer gentility?
JohnSweden - May 11, 2005 11:30:57 am PDT #3355 of 10001
I can't even.
Hey, the Jays already have a bunch of wins. Can't they share?
We already overshared with the Orioles and ChiSox last week, sorry. I was at the game on Monday, just to watch Mike Sweeney hit.
Kathy A - May 11, 2005 11:40:18 am PDT #3356 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I don't know if anyone's posted this yet (yes, I skipped and skimmed!), but Wendy's is handing out free Frosties from Friday (alliteration--yay!) to Sunday to get people to come back thank their loyal customers for sticking with them through the Finger Controversy.