You could be worst in your division
Hey, don't sell the Royals short. They're the worst in all of baseball.
Slay-er? Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 11:27:03 am PDT #3353 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 11:28:48 am PDT #3354 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think it is the polite thing to do.
We have differing slapping motivations, I see.
Much more refined than bitch-slapping.
But can it beat the glove slap for sheer gentility?
JohnSweden - May 11, 2005 11:30:57 am PDT #3355 of 10001
I can't even.
Hey, the Jays already have a bunch of wins. Can't they share?
We already overshared with the Orioles and ChiSox last week, sorry. I was at the game on Monday, just to watch Mike Sweeney hit.
Kathy A - May 11, 2005 11:40:18 am PDT #3356 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I don't know if anyone's posted this yet (yes, I skipped and skimmed!), but Wendy's is handing out free Frosties from Friday (alliteration--yay!) to Sunday to get people to come back thank their loyal customers for sticking with them through the Finger Controversy.
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 11:42:26 am PDT #3357 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But I want free chili!
sarameg - May 11, 2005 11:45:02 am PDT #3358 of 10001
They really should serve them with ladyfingers.
Aims - May 11, 2005 11:46:11 am PDT #3359 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That's what happened with the chili!!
shrift - May 11, 2005 11:47:17 am PDT #3360 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Huh. Boss just came by my office to tell me thanks on behalf of some of my coworkers, and that I was doing such a great job today. Cue my confusion, because a) things were busy today but not particularly hectic, b) I was not yet recovered from the mule-fucking and the egg comes out of the chicken and does Wayne Brady have to choke a heifer?, and my keening, horrified laughter had barely faded away, c) this morning, I accidentally wrote some House/X-Files kink while I wasn't paying attention, and d) if I got the work done in a pleasant and efficient manner, it was probably just because I was so painfully bored.
I should shirk more often if it gets me props.
tommyrot - May 11, 2005 11:51:17 am PDT #3361 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Allyson - May 11, 2005 12:04:01 pm PDT #3362 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
cries
I hate my job.
cries more