I think it is the polite thing to do.
We have differing slapping motivations, I see.
Much more refined than bitch-slapping.
But can it beat the glove slap for sheer gentility?
Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?
Zoe ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 11:28:48 am PDT #3354 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
JohnSweden - May 11, 2005 11:30:57 am PDT #3355 of 10001
I can't even.
Hey, the Jays already have a bunch of wins. Can't they share?
We already overshared with the Orioles and ChiSox last week, sorry. I was at the game on Monday, just to watch Mike Sweeney hit.
Kathy A - May 11, 2005 11:40:18 am PDT #3356 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I don't know if anyone's posted this yet (yes, I skipped and skimmed!), but Wendy's is handing out free Frosties from Friday (alliteration--yay!) to Sunday to get people to come back thank their loyal customers for sticking with them through the Finger Controversy.
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 11:42:26 am PDT #3357 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But I want free chili!
sarameg - May 11, 2005 11:45:02 am PDT #3358 of 10001
They really should serve them with ladyfingers.
Aims - May 11, 2005 11:46:11 am PDT #3359 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That's what happened with the chili!!
shrift - May 11, 2005 11:47:17 am PDT #3360 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Huh. Boss just came by my office to tell me thanks on behalf of some of my coworkers, and that I was doing such a great job today. Cue my confusion, because a) things were busy today but not particularly hectic, b) I was not yet recovered from the mule-fucking and the egg comes out of the chicken and does Wayne Brady have to choke a heifer?, and my keening, horrified laughter had barely faded away, c) this morning, I accidentally wrote some House/X-Files kink while I wasn't paying attention, and d) if I got the work done in a pleasant and efficient manner, it was probably just because I was so painfully bored.
I should shirk more often if it gets me props.
tommyrot - May 11, 2005 11:51:17 am PDT #3361 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Allyson - May 11, 2005 12:04:01 pm PDT #3362 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
cries
I hate my job.
cries more
tommyrot - May 11, 2005 12:04:32 pm PDT #3363 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.