I don't know if anyone's posted this yet (yes, I skipped and skimmed!), but Wendy's is handing out free Frosties from Friday (alliteration--yay!) to Sunday to get people to come back thank their loyal customers for sticking with them through the Finger Controversy.
I said I'm sorry. I've made mistakes, but fear was never one of them.
Lilah ,'Conviction (1)'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - May 11, 2005 11:40:18 am PDT #3356 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 11:42:26 am PDT #3357 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But I want free chili!
sarameg - May 11, 2005 11:45:02 am PDT #3358 of 10001
They really should serve them with ladyfingers.
Aims - May 11, 2005 11:46:11 am PDT #3359 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That's what happened with the chili!!
shrift - May 11, 2005 11:47:17 am PDT #3360 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Huh. Boss just came by my office to tell me thanks on behalf of some of my coworkers, and that I was doing such a great job today. Cue my confusion, because a) things were busy today but not particularly hectic, b) I was not yet recovered from the mule-fucking and the egg comes out of the chicken and does Wayne Brady have to choke a heifer?, and my keening, horrified laughter had barely faded away, c) this morning, I accidentally wrote some House/X-Files kink while I wasn't paying attention, and d) if I got the work done in a pleasant and efficient manner, it was probably just because I was so painfully bored.
I should shirk more often if it gets me props.
tommyrot - May 11, 2005 11:51:17 am PDT #3361 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Allyson - May 11, 2005 12:04:01 pm PDT #3362 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
cries
I hate my job.
cries more
tommyrot - May 11, 2005 12:04:32 pm PDT #3363 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - May 11, 2005 12:16:28 pm PDT #3364 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
SELF-REFERENTIAL APTITUDE TEST
Which is just what it says. Looks like fun, although I haven't had the time to do it yet.
Jessica - May 11, 2005 12:19:55 pm PDT #3365 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Is there a version with radio buttons and a "Get Results!" button? I'm too lazy to print that out and take it by hand.