And the White House and Capitol Building were evacuated.
Aaaaaaaaand now they're letting people back in. All clear.
They apparently evacuated RNC headquarters, too. t rolls eyes forever
But if the world doesn't end, I'm gonna need a note.
Cordelia ,'Potential'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - May 11, 2005 7:19:31 am PDT #3237 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Jessica - May 11, 2005 7:22:17 am PDT #3238 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Reporters in the White House were told to move to a more secure location.
I always wonder when things like this happen -- why isn't the White House a "secure location?" I mean, we're spending billions of dollars on security anyway, why hasn't the White House just been turned into an above-ground bomb shelter already?
sumi - May 11, 2005 7:24:41 am PDT #3239 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
They're reintroducing the Golden Eagle to Ireland.
Cashmere - May 11, 2005 7:25:32 am PDT #3240 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I always wonder when things like this happen -- why isn't the White House a "secure location?" I mean, we're spending billions of dollars on security anyway, why hasn't the White House just been turned into an above-ground bomb shelter already?
That's a good question. The security can't be top-notch considering how easy it is to get a day pass into the press room.
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 7:26:43 am PDT #3241 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
The security can't be top-notch considering how easy it is to get a day pass into the press room.
Everybody knows that gay prostitutes are never terrorists.
Jessica - May 11, 2005 7:27:47 am PDT #3242 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Everybody knows that gay prostitutes are never terrorists.
Not until they get married. Then, watch out.
Calli - May 11, 2005 7:31:39 am PDT #3243 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
What you cannot do when someone announces her pregnancy is PAT her stomach.
Ah, reason #7,305,422 for me to not get pregnant. I've heard that people do that, and could only hope I'd get off on a hormones defense after breaking the patter's wrist.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 11, 2005 7:40:09 am PDT #3244 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Everybody knows that gay prostitutes are never terrorists.
I think I've just found that missing step #2 in my plan for world conquest, and the interview process is going to be a lot more fun than I'd imagined.
shrift - May 11, 2005 7:40:32 am PDT #3245 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Huh. Every time I tripped over kiddie porn when I was doing computer repair, I reported it immediately. Regular porn, we'd just watch and snerk.
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 7:43:37 am PDT #3246 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think anyone who's dumb enough to have porn on a computer at work is dumb enough to need firing. Plus they're opening the company up for harassment suits.