The security can't be top-notch considering how easy it is to get a day pass into the press room.
Everybody knows that gay prostitutes are never terrorists.
Buffy: Synchronized slaying. Faith: New Olympic category?
'Conversations with Dead People'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 7:26:43 am PDT #3241 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Jessica - May 11, 2005 7:27:47 am PDT #3242 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Everybody knows that gay prostitutes are never terrorists.
Not until they get married. Then, watch out.
Calli - May 11, 2005 7:31:39 am PDT #3243 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
What you cannot do when someone announces her pregnancy is PAT her stomach.
Ah, reason #7,305,422 for me to not get pregnant. I've heard that people do that, and could only hope I'd get off on a hormones defense after breaking the patter's wrist.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 11, 2005 7:40:09 am PDT #3244 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Everybody knows that gay prostitutes are never terrorists.
I think I've just found that missing step #2 in my plan for world conquest, and the interview process is going to be a lot more fun than I'd imagined.
shrift - May 11, 2005 7:40:32 am PDT #3245 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Huh. Every time I tripped over kiddie porn when I was doing computer repair, I reported it immediately. Regular porn, we'd just watch and snerk.
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 7:43:37 am PDT #3246 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think anyone who's dumb enough to have porn on a computer at work is dumb enough to need firing. Plus they're opening the company up for harassment suits.
Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 7:44:16 am PDT #3247 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I think anyone who's dumb enough to have porn on a computer at work is dumb enough to need firing.
Hands up everybody else who reads fic at work...
Aims - May 11, 2005 7:46:18 am PDT #3248 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That's print porn, not acutal porn porn.
Calli - May 11, 2005 7:47:29 am PDT #3249 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Hands up everybody else who reads fic at work...
Nothing R or better.
Although it's a good thing folks can't download my brain, 'cause what I think about at work (especially during the boring, repetative task part of my work cycle) would probably get me fired on grounds of NC-17ness.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 11, 2005 7:47:35 am PDT #3250 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm paranoid about giving my work e-mail out when I buy books and such from Amazon. If someone is stupid enough to store something as legally risky as child pornography on a work computer, how did they learn enough to be able to access the internet in the first place?