I think anyone who's dumb enough to have porn on a computer at work is dumb enough to need firing.
Hands up everybody else who reads fic at work...
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 7:44:16 am PDT #3247 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Aims - May 11, 2005 7:46:18 am PDT #3248 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That's print porn, not acutal porn porn.
Calli - May 11, 2005 7:47:29 am PDT #3249 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Hands up everybody else who reads fic at work...
Nothing R or better.
Although it's a good thing folks can't download my brain, 'cause what I think about at work (especially during the boring, repetative task part of my work cycle) would probably get me fired on grounds of NC-17ness.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 11, 2005 7:47:35 am PDT #3250 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm paranoid about giving my work e-mail out when I buy books and such from Amazon. If someone is stupid enough to store something as legally risky as child pornography on a work computer, how did they learn enough to be able to access the internet in the first place?
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 7:50:49 am PDT #3251 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was thinking of pictures, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let written porn sit around on my computer anyway. I don't click on those links at work, and if I do, I pray that the security team is busy, and I clear my cache.
Hell, I can't view one of my web sites from work, because it's been rated PG13, so although I could still update the pictures (it's not porn, I swear) anyway, I leave that for after hours.
Jon B. - May 11, 2005 7:59:36 am PDT #3252 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Skipping to ask a question.
Can someone explain this NY Times headline?
Who Needs Giacomo? Bet on the Fortune Cookie
Who's Giacomo?
Calli - May 11, 2005 8:00:21 am PDT #3253 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Wasn't he [Giacomo] the horse that won the Kentucky Derby?
JohnSweden - May 11, 2005 8:02:45 am PDT #3254 of 10001
I can't even.
Not too long ago, I ran into a former co-worker and spoke to her for at least five minutes before she mentioned she was pregnant. Then I looked down and there was a considerable bump. Whoops.
Yup, guilty of this too, but work is a place where I feel compelled to avoid commenting on my colleagues' appearances. I might be required to raise an eyebrow if someone grew an arm out of their forehead or something like that.
Jon B. - May 11, 2005 8:04:23 am PDT #3255 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Bingo Calli! Thanks.
Sue - May 11, 2005 8:19:42 am PDT #3256 of 10001
hip deep in pie
OMG, I just had the most sudden, strong urge for pizza with lots of tomato on it.
In other news, all my energy has gone, crushed by a demoralizing pile of work.