I think anyone who's dumb enough to have porn on a computer at work is dumb enough to need firing. Plus they're opening the company up for harassment suits.
Lorne: Take care of yourself and ah, make sure fluffy is getting enough love. Gunn: Did he have anything? Fred: No. And who's fluffy? Are you fluffy? Gunn: He called me fluffy? Fred: He said make sure…wait. You don't think he was referring to anything of mine that's fluffy, do you? Because that would just be inappropriate.
'Conviction (1)'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 7:43:37 am PDT #3246 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 7:44:16 am PDT #3247 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I think anyone who's dumb enough to have porn on a computer at work is dumb enough to need firing.
Hands up everybody else who reads fic at work...
Aims - May 11, 2005 7:46:18 am PDT #3248 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That's print porn, not acutal porn porn.
Calli - May 11, 2005 7:47:29 am PDT #3249 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Hands up everybody else who reads fic at work...
Nothing R or better.
Although it's a good thing folks can't download my brain, 'cause what I think about at work (especially during the boring, repetative task part of my work cycle) would probably get me fired on grounds of NC-17ness.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 11, 2005 7:47:35 am PDT #3250 of 10001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.
I'm paranoid about giving my work e-mail out when I buy books and such from Amazon. If someone is stupid enough to store something as legally risky as child pornography on a work computer, how did they learn enough to be able to access the internet in the first place?
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 7:50:49 am PDT #3251 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was thinking of pictures, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let written porn sit around on my computer anyway. I don't click on those links at work, and if I do, I pray that the security team is busy, and I clear my cache.
Hell, I can't view one of my web sites from work, because it's been rated PG13, so although I could still update the pictures (it's not porn, I swear) anyway, I leave that for after hours.
Jon B. - May 11, 2005 7:59:36 am PDT #3252 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Skipping to ask a question.
Can someone explain this NY Times headline?
Who Needs Giacomo? Bet on the Fortune Cookie
Who's Giacomo?
Calli - May 11, 2005 8:00:21 am PDT #3253 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Wasn't he [Giacomo] the horse that won the Kentucky Derby?
JohnSweden - May 11, 2005 8:02:45 am PDT #3254 of 10001
I can't even.
Not too long ago, I ran into a former co-worker and spoke to her for at least five minutes before she mentioned she was pregnant. Then I looked down and there was a considerable bump. Whoops.
Yup, guilty of this too, but work is a place where I feel compelled to avoid commenting on my colleagues' appearances. I might be required to raise an eyebrow if someone grew an arm out of their forehead or something like that.
Jon B. - May 11, 2005 8:04:23 am PDT #3255 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Bingo Calli! Thanks.