garden gnomes - garden centers - bed bath and beyond? I have one my sister gave me one year - it is carrying a book under it's arm
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beth b - May 05, 2005 5:42:42 am PDT #7525 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Betsy HP - May 05, 2005 5:43:16 am PDT #7526 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I'm ok, but I started on a new AD today, so no sleep for me.
SJ, your psych ought to know this is a standard side effect and ought to PRESCRIBE something. I used to be on Trazodone, now I'm on Elavil (for the migraines, but it's also a sleep aid.)
The downside: Kafka dreams. Today, I was dreaming that I broke glassware in lots of peoples houses and I begged people to say that they knew I wasn't doing it on purpose and they stayed silent and I lay on the floor sobbing with nobody talking to me.
brenda m - May 05, 2005 5:51:27 am PDT #7527 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Ack, Betsy. We know you wouldn't do that on purpose. Unless it was the really hideously ugly painted glassware I saw in a store yesterday. I'll help you smash that stuff if you want.
Ginger - May 05, 2005 5:54:51 am PDT #7528 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The grandmotherly nurse practioner with the prescription pad in the behavior health part of my HMO seemed appalled that no one had offered me things to make me sleep along with antidepressants. Not sleeping was one reason I had given up on them before.
Garden centers are probably your best bet for instant gnomes, vw. Sometimes places like Target carry them too.
Nora Deirdre - May 05, 2005 5:59:13 am PDT #7529 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Sorry, too busy drooling over the thought of dinner at Blue Ginger to post coherently.
So. Excited.
brenda m - May 05, 2005 5:59:15 am PDT #7530 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Something like Michaels, or Walmart, would be my first guess. I doubt you'd find them at Bed Bath or that ilk. I haven't seen them, anyway.
tommyrot - May 05, 2005 6:00:44 am PDT #7531 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or Gnome World. Or Gnome Depot. Or Bubba's Garden Gnomes and Croissants.
vw bug - May 05, 2005 6:03:23 am PDT #7532 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Garden centers are probably your best bet for instant gnomes, vw. Sometimes places like Target carry them too.
I just called around a bit and found a place a couple miles away that carries them. It's a garden center that actually used to be in walking distance, but they moved at the end of last summer. Oh, well...not that I'd want to carry a gnome home anyway. Home Depot doesn't carry them, which surprised me a bit. Actually, the guy laughed when I asked.
Did I say why I want a gnome? My brother thinks it would be a great thing to give my mom. Oh, yeah, I did say that. I'm checking with my dad before I actually purchase the damn thing. They're expensive!
tommyrot - May 05, 2005 6:05:20 am PDT #7533 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
They're expensive!
Perhaps you can find a drunken college student to steal one for you?
Back in my college days that's how we gained and lost our statue of Pan.
Connie Neil - May 05, 2005 6:06:01 am PDT #7534 of 10001
brillig
Bubba's Garden Gnomes and Croissants
Now I want a croissant