And what's the fun in becoming an immortal demon if you're not regular, am I right?

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 7:48:16 am PST #868 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I want a black boot-cut Blah-de-Blah pant.


Nicole - Mar 28, 2005 7:51:41 am PST #869 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I want a black boot-cut Blah-de-Blah pant.

Those would look nice on you, too. I have them in sage.


Nutty - Mar 28, 2005 7:51:52 am PST #870 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

My table knives have serrated bits near the ends of them -- I can cut meat without needing a separate steak knife. As for scissors, the pair at my desk (actually, a good Fiskars pair, worthy of fabric-scissorhood), has a point only marginally more sharp than a pen and a blade that could cut me eventually, but doesn't draw blood on average pressure.

(For desk weapons, I much prefer the letter-opener, which is a tiny not-sharp-at-all sword.)


Sean K - Mar 28, 2005 7:53:49 am PST #871 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Terry was brought on board by Schiavo's parents, who hoped he could mobilize Christian fundamentalist support for their daughter.

People baffle me. Why would you want Christian Fundamentalists on your side? Especially if you are, as I understand the Schaivos are, a Catholic, as Catholics are otherwise pretty high up on the Fundie hit list?

I suppose you would want them there because they share your beliefs (which is something else that kind of baffles, but I digress), but I must just be a nasty cynic, because I think they only wanted Christian Fundamentalists on their side because they get what they want most of the time now that the Bushies are in power.

I know this post will probably upset lots of people, but frankly, I'm tired of silencing my opinions just because Christians don't like them. This Schiavo thing has really pushed me over the edge. There is too much religion in the public discourse these days, and I'm tired of it. Where is my religious freedom, which I define as freedom from being harassed and harangued by everyone else's religion?


§ ita § - Mar 28, 2005 7:54:36 am PST #872 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am not going to embark upon a lifestyle of cutting to prove a point, but if you handed me a scissor or a table knife and told me to stab someone, the table knife'd end up in my pocket at best. I'd rather fight with my fists.


Nutty - Mar 28, 2005 8:00:38 am PST #873 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Other desk weapons include heavy objects to throw (stapler!) and I could blind villains by throwing cocoa mix into their eyes. Okay. Is it any wonder that my favorite weapon is a sharp tongue??


Pix - Mar 28, 2005 8:02:02 am PST #874 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Skipped. Head hurts. Can't form complete sentences. Need stapler for possible brainechtomy.


Gudanov - Mar 28, 2005 8:03:24 am PST #875 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Need stapler for possible brainechtomy.

You need to be drunk before trying a stapler brainechtomy.


amych - Mar 28, 2005 8:04:49 am PST #876 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Need stapler for possible brainechtomy.

I'd suggest you use a single scissor blade for the ectomy, and save the stapler for closing the wound afterwards. Desktop surgery is fun!


DXMachina - Mar 28, 2005 8:07:59 am PST #877 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Okay. Is it any wonder that my favorite weapon is a sharp tongue??

So, you're going to kill the cheetah by licking it?