Need stapler for possible brainechtomy.
I'd suggest you use a single scissor blade for the ectomy, and save the stapler for closing the wound afterwards. Desktop surgery is fun!
Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain... bullets. But that's air through the engine. It's past. We're business people.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Mar 28, 2005 8:04:49 am PST #876 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
DXMachina - Mar 28, 2005 8:07:59 am PST #877 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Okay. Is it any wonder that my favorite weapon is a sharp tongue??
So, you're going to kill the cheetah by licking it?
Pix - Mar 28, 2005 8:08:07 am PST #878 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
This is a good plan. I can even use the sharpie here to mark the point of incision.
amych - Mar 28, 2005 8:08:45 am PST #879 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Ah, Sharpies! Is there any end to their fabulous uses?
Pix - Mar 28, 2005 8:10:01 am PST #880 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
No, they're right up there with duct tape.
tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 8:11:40 am PST #881 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
No, they're right up there with duct tape.
And hammers. The cool thing about a hammer is that once you use it enough, every problem looks like a nail.
Calli - Mar 28, 2005 8:11:52 am PST #882 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Do Sharpies work ON duct tape? 'Cause that would be nifty X 2.
Scrappy - Mar 28, 2005 8:12:18 am PST #883 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
According to a story in the LA Times this weekend, Cheetahs are themost docile of wild cats. They think this is because their incredible speed means they can get away from anything and so don't need to fight for turf or food or whatever as much. This was illustrated by a photo of a pet cheetah licking his owner.
Pix - Mar 28, 2005 8:12:39 am PST #884 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Sharpies can write on ANYTHING.
t /techie geek
Steph L. - Mar 28, 2005 8:13:09 am PST #885 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Even a cheetah.