Actually not needing validation right now, but thank you.

Buffy ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - Mar 28, 2005 7:38:41 am PST #858 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Clearly, ita sharpens her scissors more often than I do. Okay, yes, very awkwardly-shaped knives with knuckle protectors on the not-business end.

So your'e saying that if you cut a pair of pants in half, you don't get a pant? What if you use half of a scissors to cut the pants in half?

Good luck trying to cut anything in half with half a pair of scissors. But aside from that, you have hit on one of my favorite dislikes in fashion -- the word "pant". Nobody wears a pant. They may wear pants, or trousers, or panties or knickers or underpants or britches, but all of these items are plural. They just are. A garment that covers your butt and has two leg holes always takes the plural.

(And I think fashionistas know it, because they don't go correcting other people when they do use the plural, but it sounds stupid. )


§ ita § - Mar 28, 2005 7:40:29 am PST #859 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita sharpens her scissors more often than I do

You do use yours to cut, right? All of my scissors are sharper than my table knives.

A garment that covers your butt and has two leg holes always takes the plural.

Diaper?


Nicole - Mar 28, 2005 7:40:48 am PST #860 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

If I've learned anything from Florida, it's that Mother Nature enjoys repeat performances lately.

It's gorgeous and (gasp!) warm in Colorado today. I actually went outside without a coat during the early morning hours AIWFG!

Due to a leak that is apparently causing the bathroom ceiling in the apt below to crumble, they are currently tearing out my bedroom wall to try to locate the problem.

Ugh! Poor brenda!


bitterchick - Mar 28, 2005 7:41:41 am PST #861 of 10001

All of my scissors are sharper than my table knives.

I don't think we're buying the same kind of scissors.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 28, 2005 7:41:58 am PST #862 of 10001
What is even happening?

you have hit on one of my favorite dislikes in fashion -- the word "pant"
But who says it? People will say pant leg, but do some people seriously say pant? Oh, or wait--is it that the plural is your dislike?


Aims - Mar 28, 2005 7:43:32 am PST #863 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I have heard Clinton and Stacy on WNTW say, "This is a fabulous trouser" or "Look for a pant with a wider leg."


Nutty - Mar 28, 2005 7:43:56 am PST #864 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

All of my scissors are sharper than my table knives.

I have a pair of fabric scissors that are very sharp, but most of my scissors get their cutting action from the leverage of blade-on-blade, rather than from the sharpness of the blades. So, more like Tragically Excessive Tongs than Knives Meet Cute.

diaper

Fine. Destroy my lovely rant. sniff. It's still true in the main.


Kalshane - Mar 28, 2005 7:46:12 am PST #865 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Despite the fact today was the second day in a row I am out and about in something other than a winter coat (my "spring" raincoat).

My spring coat is my winter coat sans lining, gloves and hat (unless it's raining, in which case the hat stays). I haven't removed the lining yet, though I did wear it open and without gloves yesterday.

Due to a leak that is apparently causing the bathroom ceiling in the apt below to crumble, they are currently tearing out my bedroom wall to try to locate the problem.

Ack, brenda!


Sophia Brooks - Mar 28, 2005 7:46:58 am PST #866 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Cindy-

I see a lot of signs in say, The Limited, that say "Our New Blah-de-Blah Pant."


§ ita § - Mar 28, 2005 7:47:27 am PST #867 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't think we're buying the same kind of scissors.

Or maybe not the same sort of table knives. Either way, after testing with the pair of craft scissors at my desk, it'd take less pressure to cut myself with one blade (don't forget the pointy tip) than it would with a table knife.