I am not going to embark upon a lifestyle of cutting to prove a point, but if you handed me a scissor or a table knife and told me to stab someone, the table knife'd end up in my pocket at best. I'd rather fight with my fists.
Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.
'Bring On The Night'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2005 7:54:36 am PST #872 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nutty - Mar 28, 2005 8:00:38 am PST #873 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Other desk weapons include heavy objects to throw (stapler!) and I could blind villains by throwing cocoa mix into their eyes. Okay. Is it any wonder that my favorite weapon is a sharp tongue??
Pix - Mar 28, 2005 8:02:02 am PST #874 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Skipped. Head hurts. Can't form complete sentences. Need stapler for possible brainechtomy.
Gudanov - Mar 28, 2005 8:03:24 am PST #875 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Need stapler for possible brainechtomy.
You need to be drunk before trying a stapler brainechtomy.
amych - Mar 28, 2005 8:04:49 am PST #876 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Need stapler for possible brainechtomy.
I'd suggest you use a single scissor blade for the ectomy, and save the stapler for closing the wound afterwards. Desktop surgery is fun!
DXMachina - Mar 28, 2005 8:07:59 am PST #877 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Okay. Is it any wonder that my favorite weapon is a sharp tongue??
So, you're going to kill the cheetah by licking it?
Pix - Mar 28, 2005 8:08:07 am PST #878 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
This is a good plan. I can even use the sharpie here to mark the point of incision.
amych - Mar 28, 2005 8:08:45 am PST #879 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Ah, Sharpies! Is there any end to their fabulous uses?
Pix - Mar 28, 2005 8:10:01 am PST #880 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
No, they're right up there with duct tape.
tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 8:11:40 am PST #881 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
No, they're right up there with duct tape.
And hammers. The cool thing about a hammer is that once you use it enough, every problem looks like a nail.