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And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'

Natter 34: Freak With No Name

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Kate P. - Apr 24, 2005 5:58:47 pm PDT #8614 of 10001

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I think I use Scola's method of determining how to write plural possessives: if you actually say the extra s, write it down.

Hey Jesse! I was in your old 'hood this weekend. (Sorry, NYistas, for not telling you I was in town, but between family and friends and the wedding, I was totally booked.) Anyway, I had written down the address of the church where the wedding was held, and then when I printed out the information I had gathered last summer for NillyfestNYC (directions to the train station I was using, etc.), it also had the directions to Jesse's old apartment, and I realized it was literally around the corner from the church. I felt all cool and New York-savvy when I got there, 'cause I knew where the good bagel place was, and the cute little park and everything.

§ ita § - Apr 24, 2005 6:28:16 pm PDT #8615 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Djimon Hounsou is 41. Not sure why that makes me happy, but it sure does.

Steph L. - Apr 24, 2005 6:35:38 pm PDT #8616 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Djimon Hounsou is 41.

Damn, he is a SEXY bitch. And the fact that he's holding a book just amps up the sexy big time.

§ ita § - Apr 24, 2005 6:37:34 pm PDT #8617 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"Hi. I have lost my shirt. Would you like me to read for you?"

JenP - Apr 24, 2005 6:41:07 pm PDT #8618 of 10001

Wowww.

Steph L. - Apr 24, 2005 6:42:23 pm PDT #8619 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

"Hi. I have lost my shirt. Would you like me to read for you?"

"Don't need a shirt when I got Literature, baby...."

Kate P. - Apr 24, 2005 6:42:32 pm PDT #8620 of 10001

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

"Hi. I have lost my shirt. Would you like me to read for you?"

I think this is pretty much the best pickup line anyone could ever use on me. Well, especially if the anyone in question is Djimon Hounsou.

Kat - Apr 24, 2005 6:42:50 pm PDT #8621 of 10001

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Gah! He is beautiful.

Lee - Apr 24, 2005 6:49:35 pm PDT #8622 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What they all said. Yum.

Susan W. - Apr 24, 2005 7:06:38 pm PDT #8623 of 10001

Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

"Hi. I have lost my shirt. Would you like me to read for you?"

I think this is pretty much the best pickup line anyone could ever use on me. Well, especially if the anyone in question is Djimon Hounsou.

Yeah. I don't think it would work quite so well if the anyone were Ed Rendell, who in his mayoral re-election bid sometime in the '90s had an ad that included a shot of him playing in a swimming pool with local kids (because he'd funded youth recreational facilities).

Think pasty white, with ample back hair.

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