You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 24, 2005 6:35:38 pm PDT #8616 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Djimon Hounsou is 41.

Damn, he is a SEXY bitch. And the fact that he's holding a book just amps up the sexy big time.


§ ita § - Apr 24, 2005 6:37:34 pm PDT #8617 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"Hi. I have lost my shirt. Would you like me to read for you?"


JenP - Apr 24, 2005 6:41:07 pm PDT #8618 of 10001

Wowww.


Steph L. - Apr 24, 2005 6:42:23 pm PDT #8619 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"Hi. I have lost my shirt. Would you like me to read for you?"

"Don't need a shirt when I got Literature, baby...."


Kate P. - Apr 24, 2005 6:42:32 pm PDT #8620 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

"Hi. I have lost my shirt. Would you like me to read for you?"

I think this is pretty much the best pickup line anyone could ever use on me. Well, especially if the anyone in question is Djimon Hounsou.


Kat - Apr 24, 2005 6:42:50 pm PDT #8621 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Gah! He is beautiful.


Lee - Apr 24, 2005 6:49:35 pm PDT #8622 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What they all said. Yum.


Susan W. - Apr 24, 2005 7:06:38 pm PDT #8623 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

"Hi. I have lost my shirt. Would you like me to read for you?"

I think this is pretty much the best pickup line anyone could ever use on me. Well, especially if the anyone in question is Djimon Hounsou.

Yeah. I don't think it would work quite so well if the anyone were Ed Rendell, who in his mayoral re-election bid sometime in the '90s had an ad that included a shot of him playing in a swimming pool with local kids (because he'd funded youth recreational facilities).

Think pasty white, with ample back hair.


Lee - Apr 24, 2005 7:08:52 pm PDT #8624 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Cereal: Grr. Comcast did something goofy with my channel lineup, so Tivo only recorded cable shows all week, and not any broadcast shows, so I missed a lot of shows in the past week and a half.

On the upside, I'm watching Reefer Madness, which is hysterical.


P.M. Marc - Apr 24, 2005 7:10:13 pm PDT #8625 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

"Hi. I have lost my shirt. Would you like me to read for you?"

thud

Damn, that's one good-looking man.