"Hi. I have lost my shirt. Would you like me to read for you?"
I think this is pretty much the best pickup line anyone could ever use on me. Well, especially if the anyone in question is Djimon Hounsou.
Zoe: She shot you. Mal: Well, yeah, she did a bit... still --
'Serenity'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kate P. - Apr 24, 2005 6:42:32 pm PDT #8620 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Kat - Apr 24, 2005 6:42:50 pm PDT #8621 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Gah! He is beautiful.
Lee - Apr 24, 2005 6:49:35 pm PDT #8622 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
What they all said. Yum.
Susan W. - Apr 24, 2005 7:06:38 pm PDT #8623 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
"Hi. I have lost my shirt. Would you like me to read for you?"
I think this is pretty much the best pickup line anyone could ever use on me. Well, especially if the anyone in question is Djimon Hounsou.
Yeah. I don't think it would work quite so well if the anyone were Ed Rendell, who in his mayoral re-election bid sometime in the '90s had an ad that included a shot of him playing in a swimming pool with local kids (because he'd funded youth recreational facilities).
Think pasty white, with ample back hair.
Lee - Apr 24, 2005 7:08:52 pm PDT #8624 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Cereal: Grr. Comcast did something goofy with my channel lineup, so Tivo only recorded cable shows all week, and not any broadcast shows, so I missed a lot of shows in the past week and a half.
On the upside, I'm watching Reefer Madness, which is hysterical.
P.M. Marc - Apr 24, 2005 7:10:13 pm PDT #8625 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
"Hi. I have lost my shirt. Would you like me to read for you?"
thud
Damn, that's one good-looking man.
Lee - Apr 24, 2005 7:11:11 pm PDT #8626 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
PLEI!
How are you?
P.M. Marc - Apr 24, 2005 7:13:52 pm PDT #8627 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I'm good! Today I wore shoes I haven't fit into since about 6/7 weeks ago!
We're half-assedly prepping the house for the window guys, who are coming on the 29th.
Also? Today was my due date! Sadly, I think the amazing speed deflation (I lost two inches from my waist in two days earlier in the week) has tapered off, and I'm getting an idea of what my post-baby body's going to look like for a while.
beth b - Apr 24, 2005 7:20:29 pm PDT #8628 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
thank you very much for the lovely picture
Lee - Apr 24, 2005 7:21:53 pm PDT #8629 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Yay for good! That's exciting about the shoes, too.